Andy's Public Service Announcement
2005-02-22 16:53:34 ET

OneLeavedCulprit: Well I'll be GODDAMNED
*** Auto-response sent to OneLeavedCulprit: I am not here. Really.
OneLeavedCulprit: I WILL SHAY YOU INTO OBLIVION
OneLeavedCulprit: this has been a message from your local ExPenguinProdigy
OneLeavedCulprit: wait, what the fuck am I saying?
OneLeavedCulprit: first of all, it's stupid to say 'this has been a message'
OneLeavedCulprit: I mean, what the fuck? What the fuck was that all about?
OneLeavedCulprit: Second of all, local?
OneLeavedCulprit: You live where? Fucking ..the moon?
OneLeavedCulprit: You live with moonicorns on the moon from what I remember, but that isn't the point.
OneLeavedCulprit: The point is, I do not live there so I am not local
OneLeavedCulprit: 3rd and final, I don't belong to anyone!
OneLeavedCulprit: I am not YOUR expenguinprodigy
OneLeavedCulprit: I AM MY OWN PERSON
OneLeavedCulprit: DOWN WITH THE MAN
OneLeavedCulprit: GRRL POWER!
OneLeavedCulprit: WE DON'T NEED VOWELS, US GRRLS
OneLeavedCulprit: fuckin grrls fuck them
OneLeavedCulprit: lesser genders is what we ought to call them
OneLeavedCulprit: Girl: "SILLY BOYS! WHERE WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT US GIRLS!?!?!"
Guy: "Still in the Garden of Eden, you gullible bitch"
OneLeavedCulprit: how funny
OneLeavedCulprit: bash,org
OneLeavedCulprit: bash.org, even
OneLeavedCulprit: http://www.bash.org
OneLeavedCulprit: so you don't find it one day and think to yourself "That fuck andy is stealing jokes"
OneLeavedCulprit: I don't want to be thought of as a backjumper
OneLeavedCulprit: I don't use other people's jokes
OneLeavedCulprit: but that sexist stuff is too good not to repeat
OneLeavedCulprit: sweet
OneLeavedCulprit: the rainbow connection by kermit the frog is playing somewhere
OneLeavedCulprit: I better go investigate
OneLeavedCulprit: later!



I leave my computer for 10 minutes and I'm bombarded with insanity.
Sigh.

:: Listening to: Jesus & Mary Chain - Happy When it Rains ::


2005-02-23 01:29:55 ET

andy needs to get back on sk

i miss that kid

2005-02-23 09:49:15 ET

yeah, he was an okay kid, when he didn't poop all over the place.

2005-02-23 23:26:24 ET

hey - that poop blessed us all!

2005-02-24 01:17:00 ET

lol :D

2005-02-25 17:09:37 ET

indeed :]

Andy, Andy, Andy.. Tsk tsk tsk

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