It's been a while..
2006-01-27 12:14:16 ET

..sup hos?


2006-01-27 12:28:43 ET

nuffin ho, sup wichu?

2006-01-27 12:33:01 ET

aight.

My sis sent me stills of her ultrasound.

Fuckin 54 milimiter long, and s/he's already a camwhore.

2006-01-27 12:34:50 ET

LMAO nice... when is your sister due?

2006-01-27 12:44:21 ET

...


Am I a bad brother for not know?

2006-01-27 20:49:32 ET

your mama in my pants

2006-01-27 20:55:49 ET

nope not at all lol

2006-01-27 22:15:43 ET

nothing beetch. <3

2006-01-28 05:10:30 ET

Lars - How she fit in there? O.o
Numbynumbynumb - Oh, okay then. Yeah.
Angel - teh <3

2006-01-28 08:31:35 ET

oh, i have my ways. there was one a small community of farmers and gnomes living in my pants...but i had to kick out the penguins - those messy bitches.

2006-01-28 11:30:11 ET

Is it like the TARDIS, where you have a topological anomaly in your pants..?

2006-01-28 20:13:36 ET

numbynumbynumb....lol *titters*

2006-01-28 21:09:16 ET

titters, you say?

2006-01-28 22:18:36 ET

lol i do

2006-01-28 22:25:00 ET

i somehow feel violated :-|

2006-01-28 22:26:03 ET

im...sorry?

2006-01-28 22:38:21 ET

who said you had to be sorry?

;-D ;-D

2006-01-29 14:14:12 ET

lol ok then im not DAMMIT! LOL

2006-02-06 04:52:58 ET

You guys are all my hoes.

2006-02-06 07:32:05 ET

no..ur a hoe...for sho

2006-02-06 10:56:36 ET

that is correct

2006-02-06 11:48:48 ET

That is incorrect.
The correct spelling of HOE is 'W''H''O''E'.

2006-02-06 12:39:02 ET

then why did u spell it hoe?? hmmmmmm ;)

2006-02-06 13:09:58 ET

DO NOT QUESTION ME.

2006-02-06 13:19:19 ET

you must respect my authority!!!!!!!!

2006-02-06 13:19:27 ET

you must respect my authority!!!!!!!!

2006-02-06 16:48:27 ET

DIE PUNY HUMANS!!!111

*LASERS!!!111*

KA-POWW!!

2006-02-06 17:57:35 ET

the correct spelling is ho.

kthnx.

2006-02-07 00:50:09 ET

*BAM BAM BAM!!!*

2006-02-07 01:18:38 ET

bam-bam...wasnt that a flinstones character?

2006-02-07 07:59:36 ET

so was dino

2006-02-07 10:23:58 ET

dino was yummy.

2006-02-07 11:35:41 ET

lol thats just wrong

2006-02-07 18:31:12 ET

yup <wiggles eyebrows>

2006-02-08 12:18:00 ET

I liked Bam Bam. He was all like "HULK SMASH", and Pebbles was his bitch.

2006-02-08 13:05:29 ET

lmao... i wonder if they grew up and he'd beat her

2006-02-11 06:03:24 ET

Naw, he was like King Kong. All mushy on the inside.

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