Crock will eat itself
2002-09-17 16:22:17 ET

Why am I not asleep? What sort of demon-monkey invented these goddamn computers I can't get myself away from??? Arrrgh. :must sleep:

Ehh, go see his page. He's my new Minion-of-Darkness-and-Bananas. Yesssss.


*Falling asleep face down on keyboard* *yawn*


:: Listening to: Pop Will Eat Itself - There is no Love Between us Anymore ::


2002-09-17 16:23:00 ET

Heh heh. Drake rox.

2002-09-17 16:25:25 ET

sleep! dont drool on your keyboard or itll shock you.

2002-09-17 16:26:33 ET

mmm sleep sounds nice right about now.... verry nice.

2002-09-17 16:29:11 ET

YYess... Oh, shit, what the fuck am I still doing here???


Argh. I go sleepy!!! SLEEEPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!?!!!!!!

2002-09-17 16:29:16 ET

yessiree Im one damn sexy banana minion.
=P

2002-09-17 16:30:40 ET

BANANANANANANANANA!!!

2002-09-17 16:30:41 ET

hell yes! *is having dirty thoughts about drake*

2002-09-17 16:33:00 ET

MUAHAHAHA! BOW THE THE NANANINJA ANS HIS SUPER YELLOW FRUITFILLED GOODNESS!


2002-09-17 16:35:21 ET

*grin* you're giving me more dirty thoughts

2002-09-17 16:37:36 ET

*raises eyebrow*
the banana is a pure minion!
or atleast until his outer skin rots and turns to a mushy liquidic substance that smells.

2002-09-17 17:21:10 ET

:orgasmic chill:

:shuts up, doesnt want fallen thinkin that im tryin to steal her man:

lol

2002-09-17 17:22:20 ET

lol!

2002-09-18 05:24:34 ET

Hey, Angel, lookit meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


:does super-silly, super sexy face:

2002-09-18 06:10:17 ET

:rofl:

for some reason, that put the song "im too sexy" by right said fred in my head.. lol

2002-09-18 07:03:24 ET

I'm too sexy for my shirt... lol! Silly-sexy song. I getcha. ;)

2002-09-18 07:22:50 ET

you so silly sexy.

you're too sexy for this post

:dances:

2002-09-18 12:28:51 ET

:silly little jig:

2002-09-18 16:09:25 ET

EVERYONE ON THIS POST IS TURNING ME ON SO MUCH I'M GONNA BURST!!!

2002-09-19 02:17:15 ET

*runs for cover*

2002-09-19 03:02:07 ET

SHES GONNA BLOW!

2002-09-19 04:32:06 ET

:rofl:

2002-09-21 08:23:35 ET

*exploads*








that's gonna leave a mark

2002-09-21 10:14:17 ET

heh heh. :)

2002-09-21 10:15:36 ET

shay, please tell drake to leave the carebears alone..

2002-09-21 10:16:06 ET

Carebears SHARE!!!


Uhm, why, what is he doing to the carebears?

2002-09-21 10:17:34 ET

systematically executing

2002-09-21 10:17:59 ET

muhahahahahahahahahaha!

genocide those damn talkin colourful fluffs!!

2002-09-21 10:19:18 ET

thankyou shay, atlast some sense among the madness.
*evil grin*
now where was I?

2002-09-21 10:21:08 ET

GAHHHHHHHH!

:throws brick in Shays window and runs off:

2002-09-21 10:22:54 ET

Heh. I'm cool. I live in Israel, remember? We're used to that shit here. *tosses Molotov bottle on Angel's car*

2002-09-21 10:26:26 ET

ofcourse, all Isreal people are.

*throws care bear with plastique shoved up its ass at angel's house*

2002-09-21 10:28:19 ET

heh heh. *placing C-4 inside a rubber duckie* muhahaha.

2002-09-21 10:29:48 ET

ONE PROBLEM: I don't have a car! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:sends Terminators to both of your houses:

2002-09-21 10:30:59 ET

*thwarts terminators with his c0r3 kr3w os space pirates*
*retalliates with explosive grannies*

2002-09-21 10:32:12 ET

HEY! ok I said I was going to sit back and watch cause I thought this was funny but a rubber duckie?! fuck no! that's where I draw the line beyotch! *hits eclipse on the head repeatedly with a sledgehammer with a picture of britney spears on it* will you have everlasting head pain and nightmares!

2002-09-21 10:35:48 ET

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! God no! Have mercy upon my innocent soul!!

*pleaing for soul, while secretively charging a thermo-nuclear cruise missile shaped like a banana aimed at Tina's belly-button*

2002-09-21 10:42:17 ET

SHE'S W00PIN UP ON YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2002-09-21 10:49:13 ET

>_<<BR>
this is pure madness.

2002-09-21 10:50:09 ET

No, what's pure madness is killing a town full of carebears... [[raver ville?]]

2002-09-21 10:51:03 ET

they deserved it.
those damn retarded mogwais.

2002-09-21 10:56:06 ET

*knocks the missle out of eclips's hands and beat his hands until they are useless*

2002-09-21 10:57:28 ET

They don't look anything like mogwais!

2002-09-21 10:58:59 ET

thats why theyre retarded.

2002-09-21 11:31:23 ET

YOU don't look like a mogwai, so would that make YOU retarded?

2002-09-21 11:38:06 ET

no, they actually do resemble mogwai in stature and mentality.

2002-09-21 11:49:35 ET

But the carebears dont want to "kill kill kill"..

they're so loveable!

they like shiny things.

2002-09-21 12:07:27 ET

then theyll let me give them my shiny butcher knife.
to the head.
=)

2002-09-21 12:25:03 ET

=(

2002-09-21 14:09:42 ET

muhahaha

2002-09-22 08:29:49 ET

quick question: what did the carebears ever do to you drake?

2002-09-22 11:38:52 ET

1. they breathe.
2. they walk
3. they procreate
4. they sing songs
5. they *ALL* listen to the artist formerly known as prince.

fuck those care bears, they just piss me off so much.

2002-09-23 12:45:27 ET

ok then....you all may proceed

2002-09-23 15:49:13 ET

bwahahahahahahahaha!!

2002-09-23 16:08:51 ET

/sniffles

ahh...... what a sad day for the care bears

2002-09-23 16:10:42 ET

what a happy day for the human race!!

2002-09-23 16:11:51 ET

fawrk you and your filthy humans.

2002-09-23 16:14:42 ET

dirty care bears.
I shall see to it that they are all irradicated.

2002-09-23 16:15:53 ET

fawrk that fawrk you

2002-09-23 16:17:02 ET

hehehe

2002-09-25 07:59:20 ET

fawrk?

2002-09-25 16:39:36 ET

fawrk. read it and die, biotch.

2002-09-25 16:40:38 ET

ahhhhhhhh "fawrk" "biotch" "shiznit", they all go in the same category

2002-09-25 16:41:25 ET

why are you talking like this so much lately?

2002-09-25 16:41:49 ET

Because I can

2002-09-25 16:46:19 ET

cause she from da ghetto!

wigga represent werd to da ice kuuuubes!!!

2002-09-25 16:46:21 ET

ah...I see

2002-09-25 16:46:46 ET

Yes, I've joined the masses.

JIGGA WHA? JIGGA WHO?

2002-09-25 16:46:47 ET

I'm seriously gonna shoot myself now

2002-09-25 16:47:23 ET

I pop cap in the assss!!!

2002-09-25 16:47:30 ET

Oh come on. It's fun. Just let the word slide out of your mouth..

"jigga".

2002-09-25 16:48:13 ET

please do drake...and no...usually I would join in...but just...not today

2002-09-25 16:54:14 ET

*is popin the cap in the ASSSS!!!*

aww come on homie g-dawg funky sista! get on down dirty low now wit teh rhymin and eats some meats cause even the sistas gots tah geht da phat boodylicious body!

REPRESENT!

2002-09-25 16:55:34 ET

I...did...not...understand...a...word...you...just....said.....


did you just tell me to go eat meat?

2002-09-25 16:58:49 ET

weeeeeerrrrrrdddddd up SISTA!!!
you be trippin on the queso at a quarter to clockwork orange!?>

DAYYUUMMMNNN!!!!

BE EATIN SOME EGGOLS WIT THA CAMMELS IN DA CIDER WITH THE HAAAAWWTTT BIZITCHEZ ON THE TV SINGIN MY DAWGS NAAAME!!!!

2002-09-25 17:00:02 ET

ok...if you continue to talk to me like that I'm gonna cry

2002-09-26 00:07:37 ET

oh, god.

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