Flying Dreams    2010-06-21 11:59:01 ET
Typically, when I fly in my dreams, I float and try to get propulsion from the wind. I lean up to brake and push up a little, lean down to descend or gain a little bit of forward speed.

In a dream last night, I had a different kind of flight. I would run on the ground, launch forward and up, and keep going. I could lean to steer in more useful arcs. I could turn to land feet-first against things and push off of them to go another direction or to stop. It was always hard to get speed again if I touched the ground, but there weren't any failed starts, just slow flights as a result of less forceful leaps.

This way new way is much better.
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     2010-06-18 02:46:46 ET
So. How about if I buzz my head?
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 Fartlock.    2010-06-11 11:29:42 ET
I downloaded the Matlock theme MIDI and replaced all the notes with farts.
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 Air Conditioner Story Bro    2010-06-07 01:16:07 ET
Today, it was the hottest it has yet been this year. I went looking at window air conditioner units, and called to ask my dad a question about them since he's had a few. It ended up that my parents came over, and we fixed the swamp cooler (replaced the pump) to handle cooling until the humidity gets too high for that to work effectively, and installed a window air conditioner to take care of things once that happens.

So after I was done luxuriating in it for like an hour, I decided it was time to moderate myself, but by then, the sun was down, so the swamp cooler is keeping up nicely, and I'll actually be able to sleep in the morning later than 7 AM. Yay!

I think I've become capable of reacquiring a useful level of hydration instead of constantly pouring water down my throat and only surviving.
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