2010-06-27 08:27:11 ET

So Brandon (my BBT=Blackberry Twin) got a new job and got paid his first check and he calls me and tells me we're going out. I ask where. He wants to go to the strip club.

So he promised to buy me drinks so I went. Hilarity ensued.

First of all, the last strip club I went to was topless only. This one was not. So I walk in and there's some girls bidness in my face. She was nice about it though. lol

Then some drunk redneck gives Brandon dollars to give to the stripper so she'll do "cool stuff" and offered to buy me drinks. So Brandon decides he's in love with this stripper who has...everything...pierced....and goes to have a private dance with her.

This is when I was subject to all the drunk frat boys at this place and I just stayed in the corner texting people. So Brandon gets another dance and this guy starts hitting on me and telling me how to bring a stripper home. Yeah, cause this is useful info to me. lol.

We leave after this and I drive home. I get a text an hour later from Brandon telling me "Star isn't just a stripper...she's in college". Apparently he went back to the club to talk to the girl he got a lap dance from and have a "decent conversation" with her. lol.

That was my saturday SK....truly and adventure....ANGEL! You should have been there....I could have used female support.

Oh also, learned some interesting things about an ex from a guy we both knew who worked there. I've never liked this guy but for the first time since I've known him I actually talked to him instead of hearing stuff second hand. And it's funny how all the stories my ex told suddenly don't mesh up when I talk to all of his friends..hmmm

2010-06-27 10:39:27 ET

"First of all, the last strip club I went to was topless only. This one was not. So I walk in and there's some girls bidness in my face. She was nice about it though"



2010-06-27 15:27:12 ET

I hope she perfumed it first.

2010-06-27 15:38:08 ET

That stings like fuck yo.

Washing it regularly should suffice.

2010-06-27 15:39:45 ET

Sometimes a little pain is a good thing. I didn't know you were such a baby. :p

2010-06-27 15:48:01 ET

It really isn't a "little" pain dude,

I still do it, ffr. Is ftr = for the record a thing?

2010-06-27 17:52:41 ET

Man up nancy.

2010-06-27 19:05:37 ET

i wasn't close enough to smell. thank god. but it was still quite a shock lol. although i did get some good tips from one of them about piercing my nips. maybe it wasn't a wasted evening after all lol

2010-06-28 13:05:32 ET

I am not down for such adventures. Well, if it was just you guys I might have gone but I am just not into things of the sort.

Brandon didn't tell me the "she's in college" thing though. HIGH-LARIOUS.

Also - just FYI - Simon isn't the best person to get information from. I'M JUST SAYIN. I don't think he does it on purpose but he's not the best person to hear stories from.

2010-06-28 18:16:02 ET

oh i know angel...i'm not all hating logan all over again about it...i just think some of it was sorta interesting...that's all =]

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