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2011-10-06 04:09:45 ET
Yeah, 'cause every guy wants to end up with a crazy cat lady that gets pregnant as soon as she starts to think that the guy is wising up and might leave her...
"Oh! I don't know how the condom broke again... That's okay though, I'm on the pill, I promise." (as she takes a needle and puts holes through all of the new condom packages he just bought.)
(No, didn't happen to me, but I was friends with a girl that actually tried that. Eventually the guy noticed the holes and figured out that something was up.) |
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