2011-10-03 09:21:30 ET

So my friend was dating this girl when he was 16..and after 3 weeks of dating she shows up at his house with a kitten as a gift for him.

Her reason? "i like them so i thought you would too."

I think this is creepy personally...anyone else?

2011-10-03 10:07:19 ET

Bitch, you turn up at my house with a kitten and I'll fucking marry the shit out of you right there and then.

2011-10-03 10:07:33 ET

(although, at 16, you'd need parental consent)

2011-10-03 11:03:30 ET

At least she didn't say "I wanted you to meet our baby"...???

2011-10-03 11:05:28 ET

"But, you told me you LOVED pussy!"

2011-10-03 15:41:09 ET

HAHAHAHAHA....and Intru, i think that was kinda her angle...which is why he broke up with her shortly afterward lol

2011-10-03 18:52:07 ET

Creepy. Run like hell is personally trying to drag you down and insert hot pokers under your fingernails.

2011-10-04 10:37:42 ET

that's pretty much what i said...

2011-10-04 16:16:09 ET

Wait, the original post was done in the past tense... What did the guy end up doing?

2011-10-04 22:02:53 ET

yeah he's 28 now lol

he said that relationship ended pretty much that day...

2011-10-04 22:43:29 ET

And now he will always wonder what could have been....

2011-10-05 11:05:45 ET

he will. it's so tragic.

2011-10-06 04:09:45 ET

Yeah, 'cause every guy wants to end up with a crazy cat lady that gets pregnant as soon as she starts to think that the guy is wising up and might leave her...
"Oh! I don't know how the condom broke again... That's okay though, I'm on the pill, I promise." (as she takes a needle and puts holes through all of the new condom packages he just bought.)

(No, didn't happen to me, but I was friends with a girl that actually tried that. Eventually the guy noticed the holes and figured out that something was up.)

2011-10-06 09:29:39 ET

wow...that's crazy ex ended up with a kid that same way. girl lied about the pill...he broke up with her cause she's psycho...and bam 6 weeks later...

so i feel like the last dinosaur when i don't LIE to my boyfriend! haha ;)

2011-10-06 09:32:21 ET

That's a pretty common thing. It's crazier to actually try to become pregnant, but I've heard many stories of girls who lied about being pregnant to try and keep their relationship intact.

The fuck!??! I don't get that. Did that ever work, for anyone?!

2011-10-06 10:12:21 ET

dude...even if i had a boyfriend right now, i'm on the pill lol...i'm only 25...i got lots of good eggs left...i don't need kids just yet i just need lots of fun, responsibility-free sex! lol

2011-10-06 10:20:42 ET

Thankfully the girl never got pregnant (through him at least... I'm not sure what's happened to her since...)

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