Things I learned at College...
2004-02-17 18:34:34 ET

I've decided to start posting atleast once a week about stuff I've learned of in College I've never known about... and this the first of many.

1.) There is a GOD CARD when breaking up with someone. Call me ignorant or naive or something of that nature... but I had no idea that there was a term like that for when you really want to break up with someone and you just can't find a good reason so you throw out the GOD CARD saying: "I'm sorry (enter name here) but I feel like I need to focus on my spiritual life and I just can't be in this relationship right now because I put too much of my time into the worldly ideals and not enough into the godly ideals." Or something to that effect.

And that's all for my first installment of What I Learned of When I Came to College!!!!!

2004-02-17 18:53:42 ET

whoo, that's harsh. I would definately not enjoy the God card being pulled on me...however it leaves very little room for discussion.

I liked your writings by the way, you're very talented keep it up.

Have a good night

2004-02-17 19:05:10 ET

It is... no room for criticism. You just sit there and take it. Bleh... I hope it never happens to me.

And thank you very much on commenting on my writing. I like to hear what others think. I mean sure they are all for my pleasure but it's a lot better when others enjoy it too so thank you very much again.

2004-02-17 19:09:25 ET

Bah. They can categorize anything now a day...

2004-02-17 19:12:02 ET

Hahaha... true... but how can you argue with the GOD CARD.

I mean... it even looks scary. GOD CARD.


THE GOD CARD.(booming voice)

I would run in a panic!!!

2004-02-17 19:12:11 ET

haha that woukd not work

2004-02-17 19:12:45 ET

Hahaahaha... why not?

2004-02-17 19:14:07 ET

it's just sooo.....lame.

2004-02-17 19:14:45 ET




2004-02-17 19:17:54 ET

hahaha you'd be better off with just "it's not you. it's me."

2004-02-17 19:19:10 ET

"It's not you. It's me and my GOD CARD."

2004-02-17 19:21:13 ET

wow you love the god card

2004-02-17 19:23:05 ET

no... i just think the name is crazy cool.

i've never come across such a cool name for something that socially happens all the time... like being a "metrosexual"... that name just blows.

2004-02-17 19:25:34 ET

the God card is pretty imposing...its just too untouchable

2004-02-17 19:25:46 ET

<3 metrosexuals...well you use the god card with pride and use it well

2004-02-17 19:27:37 ET

it is... i couldn't see a defense that offense.

(i don't like it... i just like the name)

2004-02-17 19:53:36 ET

Cellar...oh my lord. *LAUGH*

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