Moms Are So Cute

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 14:19:03 ET My mom just walked into my room, and saw me on here. "You have your PICTURE on the internet, Jocelyn?" Well, obviously that's me, so I told her yes. Her eyes got big, and she asked, "Your address and phone number aren't on there, are they?" So...who wants to give me a call? ;)

vasa 2002-09-25 14:20:29 ET I will !!! I call everyone muhaha!

rudeboy 2002-09-25 14:21:19 ET Do you have any credit card numbers I could see?

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 14:22:12 ET Yeah, so whats your SS number?

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 14:24:24 ET I don't have any credit cards. If I did, I'd have a digital camera. My SS number is for sexual partners to know only, and since I've never had one, its my little secret. WHEE!

vasa 2002-09-25 14:24:53 ET Can I sample some of your DNA ? Just for personal use :) I am not going to create clones of you or anything your Social Security Number + Sex = SS PORN SS PORN = elite German Trooper Sex

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 14:25:34 ET how about some fingerprints? could you scan some of those in?

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 14:31:51 ET I don't have a scanner. But I can do it the old fashioned way with ink and paper. :) But only if you ask nicely, Punk. DNA...sure. I'll get you a cotton swab of my cheek tissue. How HOT is that. We could start a new trend: DNA dating

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 14:32:32 ET Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhaha! DNA dating and Skexing....does it get any better?

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 14:36:22 ET Hi, I am an 18 female. This is a 3d model of a strand of my DNA. As you can see, the brown eye gene was dominate... Whee! I love it.

InsomniacNightmares 2002-09-25 14:37:43 ET HAH! that's great... your mom is funny

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 14:37:46 ET hehehhee

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 14:42:25 ET This is the same mother who went for a walk and came home with a construction sign. I asked her where she got it and she told me she found it in the street. She's so cute.

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 14:43:05 ET my mom brought home a local campaign sign once..i spraypainted "CLIT " on it and eventually threw it away

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 14:48:24 ET Hahahaha! "CLIT". HAHAHA. It sucks that you threw it away. My mom still has her construction sign in the entry. She is so proud of herself. She spent her whole life being a square retard that never has fun, and now she's finally learned to let go and steal signs once in a while.

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 14:51:00 ET hehehe i have a yeild sign plastered in automotive aftermarket company stickers, and a street sign for kinderkamack road, a local 'main drag'

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 14:54:30 ET Kinderkamack? Jesus, what committee named YOUR streets? ;)

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 14:56:04 ET crackwhores...lots and lots of crackwhores

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 14:57:26 ET I want to live where you live. I might fight in.

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 14:58:49 ET you're a crackwhore?

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 15:01:24 ET I wish I was. I wish I was hardcore. :(

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 15:02:02 ET i wanna be a pr0n star

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 15:03:10 ET That's hardc0re. Make me hardc0re.

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 15:04:26 ET you can be in the porn too, maybe ill be a director or something

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 15:05:19 ET Not sexually hardc0re. I'm scared of sex.

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 15:06:20 ET oh oh ok

rudeboy 2002-09-25 15:07:13 ET Scared? Why?

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 15:07:53 ET yeah, SCARED? id kill for sex...ok maybe not kill...ok maybe i would kill

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 15:10:54 ET I don't know. Aaah, so scary. Its a freaky phobia I have. Skerry.

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 15:12:15 ET HMMMmmmmmmm....

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 15:15:19 ET Does it weird you out that I'm skerred?

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 15:15:56 ET kind of...whats to be scared of?

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 15:17:23 ET I don't know. Pain? Humiliation? Orgasm?

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 15:18:24 ET pain..perhaps some....humiliation? are you expecting to having sex with an asshole??? orgasm? Weeeeeeeeeeee!

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 15:19:39 ET Only ugly asshole boys like me. So yes, that's what I'm expecting.

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 15:20:20 ET oh, ok, in that case...:S

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 15:21:21 ET What does a smiley face with an S mean? I'm stupid.

CyberrPunk 2002-09-25 15:23:31 ET hmm...its like...an indifferent face

rudeboy 2002-09-25 15:23:54 ET Aww, Joce. How will I do you now?

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 15:25:41 ET Okay, indifferent works. All inqueries from non-asshole guys are welcome. ;)

rudeboy 2002-09-25 15:27:16 ET You know I'm not an asshole! I'm a sweetheart!

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 15:28:46 ET Sheen is such a sweetheart, but you're in Kansas. So that makes you an asshole. :P

rudeboy 2002-09-25 15:29:38 ET Hey! Ugh, I won't be in Kansas forever..

InsomniacNightmares 2002-09-25 15:33:48 ET lol... Jocelyn is scared of sex... poor Jocelyn I STILL LOVE YOU.

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 15:34:57 ET Ashton and Justin know alllllll about my fear of sex. YAY for Sheen! When are you planning on leaving? ;)

rudeboy 2002-09-25 15:41:04 ET As soon as I can! Well, off to work now! Later!

InsomniacNightmares 2002-09-25 15:44:09 ET Scared of sex Jocelyn is... what if I really talked like that ::shudder::

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-25 15:48:01 ET Bye Sheeen. I'd call you Yoda, Ash.

InsomniacNightmares 2002-09-26 06:07:37 ET hahahahaa... YES. Yoda... yet another damn nickname. So many names of nick starts to turn my head it does... yuck that sounds really horrible.

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-26 11:18:54 ET HAHAHA. You are hereby BANNED from talking like Yoda.

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