Slap In the Fucking Face

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-26 11:35:04 ET How's this for a slap in the face? Lawrence, who has been showing intrest in me, declared to me that he was a virgin. I thought that was cute. Well, he retardedly left his wallet in my car. He had three condoms in there, and one empty condom wrapper. So much for that. Ahem. In happier news, my nose is SO HAPPY. It is no longer stiff around my nose ring, and it doesn't ache anymore. Yay for Dial soap.

CyberrPunk 2002-09-26 11:36:11 ET In other news, lawrence is a lying assbag

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-26 11:37:48 ET I told you that only assholes like me.

CyberrPunk 2002-09-26 11:38:50 ET ::shakes head::....kill him....

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-26 11:39:58 ET I'd love to. Really I would.

CyberrPunk 2002-09-26 11:40:52 ET OR, if he has credit cards, post the #s on the internet..

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-26 11:41:57 ET No, he's too poor. I have his best friends learner's permit. :)

CyberrPunk 2002-09-26 11:42:57 ET hahahah nice

CyberrPunk 2002-09-26 11:43:23 ET is his friend roughly 5'6, brown hair and eyes, 125 pounds, and live in NJ? if so, mail it to me

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-26 11:44:51 ET No, he's 6'0, red hair and 120 pounds. And he lives in New Mexico. I'm sorry. But I can mail you the condoms!

CyberrPunk 2002-09-26 11:45:52 ET LOL umm...im not getting any sex,so i really have no use for em...6 foot nothing ant 120 pounds is skinny as FUCK

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-26 11:47:01 ET Yeah. We call him "Noodles". But I'm not talking to them anymore. AREN'T YOU GOING TO TELL ME YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUT MY NOSE?

CyberrPunk 2002-09-26 11:48:33 ET oh right right...congrats on the nose!

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-26 11:50:36 ET Thank you, thank you. His wallet also has a lot of girl numbers. I think I want to call them.

CyberrPunk 2002-09-26 11:52:13 ET sounds like a plan!

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-26 11:53:54 ET I just called "Ashley". She wasn't nice.

CyberrPunk 2002-09-26 11:54:16 ET hahahahahahhahahahhaha thats hilarious

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-26 11:57:04 ET I'm scared to call anymore of them. :(

CyberrPunk 2002-09-26 11:57:54 ET hehe

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-26 11:59:12 ET I'm hungry. What should I eat?

CyberrPunk 2002-09-26 11:59:26 ET ::shrug::

bandiera nera 2002-09-26 11:59:52 ET The real question is: What made you peruse the wallet??? Shame shame!

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-26 12:01:07 ET Oooh, bandiera caught me. Well, it was in my car. I needed to figure out who it belonged to. ;)

bandiera nera 2002-09-26 12:02:01 ET Perhaps you can declare that if the wallet IS in the car that belongs to you then technically the wallet belongs to you too--as long as it is in your car...

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-26 12:04:22 ET You are smart. Smarter than me. You should be a lawyer. YES, the wallet in MY car becomes MY wallet until I relinquish the sexy wallet back into his possession. ;)

InsomniacNightmares 2002-09-26 12:06:54 ET ahahahaha! What a fucking liar. And a retarded one at that. Who would lie about their virginity? That's stupid... or maybe it's just me I don't know.

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-26 12:15:56 ET He wanted to get into my pants. That's how he probably justifies it himself.

bandiera nera 2002-09-26 13:36:18 ET You can probably extend car ownership from the car door to the sidewalk of your home all the way to the house door. You could even try to claim that when your car is in the driveway, it is a part of your home thus making your car and home ONE and, in turn, making the home part of the car ownership and you could have looked through the wallet inside of your house in all fairness. Whoa......what a sentence.

InsomniacNightmares 2002-09-26 14:15:21 ET O_O... wow. Quite a good brain working for you up there

CyberrPunk 2002-09-26 14:16:31 ET bandiera: turn off the computer. step away. Go outside and find something to do :P its sad when I am saying that lol

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-26 17:19:21 ET No, she needs to go take the BAR exam and become a lawyer. So she can save my ass every time I getinto stupid trouble.

bandiera nera 2002-09-26 19:35:29 ET What? What? One cannot do much when they are chained in a dungeon with their only companions being a skeleton named Jack and a scrappy PC with a 56k modem.

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-27 04:00:42 ET But dungeons are so NEAT. I wish I had one.

rudeboy 2002-09-27 23:20:16 ET You should have Jack pitch in for a Cable connection, b.n. It's oh so sweet. I'm happy about your nose, Joce.

bandiera nera 2002-09-28 04:40:07 ET All Jack does is complain about how tight the chains are. I happen to enjoy it in a sick sort of way. I am always tempting the guard so perhaps I can make him soft. And you do NOT want a dungeon. I mean, I do not operate one myself, but after hearing all of the complaints down here it is just too much trouble.

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-28 14:04:35 ET I'll just beat them if they complain. It will solve everything.

bandiera nera 2002-09-28 15:41:21 ET There shall be an uprising! One day! You will see!

rudeboy 2002-09-28 16:33:17 ET Can I live in your dungeon, Joce?

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-28 16:58:03 ET I'll just keep friends in the dungeon then. Like Sheen.

bandiera nera 2002-09-28 17:35:08 ET If Rude Boy is living there then I definitely have to live there as well!

rudeboy 2002-09-28 17:44:36 ET Yes, b.n! Keep me company!

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-28 22:02:51 ET All three of us can have our own cells. And our own sets of luxurious fuzzy handcuffs.

bandiera nera 2002-09-28 22:05:21 ET We could play cribbage and take up knitting! What fun!

rudeboy 2002-09-28 22:12:38 ET Can we have a movie night?

bandiera nera 2002-09-28 22:19:38 ET EVERY NIGHT IS FILM NIGHT MY DEAR. ALWAYS.

rudeboy 2002-09-28 22:22:01 ET Yes! Let's get chinese food and watch Dead Alive!

bandiera nera 2002-09-28 22:25:42 ET Oh no! Dead Alive is more of an Italian food with eXXXtra tomato sauce and melted mozzarella cheese kind of film...

rudeboy 2002-09-28 22:27:44 ET Well...okay.. Last time I watched it, I had nachos and vodka (not a good combination)!

bandiera nera 2002-09-28 22:30:35 ET Were they 7-11 nachos? Those certainly make the world go 'round. As for vodka, I have laid off the stuff ever since I was accused of murder in the third degree whilst under the influence of alcohol. We can have Chinese food during ZOMBIE though!

rudeboy 2002-09-28 22:36:31 ET Nope, they were store-bought. I think..Tostidos and some damn jar of cheese sauce. I certainly hope the murder charge came out okay! Just between you and me.. did you do it? Zombie it is then.

bandiera nera 2002-09-28 22:54:46 ET I can settle for Salsa Con Queso anytime. Ole! The murder charge ended up in my favor, but I still am forced to spend time down in this dungeon. I don't rat on no one. ZOMBIE forever, dear sir!

rudeboy 2002-09-28 23:21:08 ET forced? It's not all that bad, though, right?

bandiera nera 2002-09-28 23:23:01 ET No, it is rather sexy.

rudeboy 2002-09-28 23:29:06 ET Yes, I think so too.

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-29 15:35:41 ET Meow.

rudeboy 2002-09-29 16:42:16 ET Rawrr!

bandiera nera 2002-09-29 16:45:06 ET RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

rudeboy 2002-09-29 16:50:39 ET EEP!

bandiera nera 2002-09-29 16:55:18 ET Oh you like it. BRRRRRRRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! Brains?

rudeboy 2002-09-29 16:56:56 ET *runs away screaming*

bandiera nera 2002-09-29 16:58:43 ET Don't run away! I brought snacks!

rudeboy 2002-09-29 17:23:44 ET Zombie snacks? Freeze-dried brains?

bandiera nera 2002-09-29 17:29:03 ET Actually...it is human brain pate [[insert accent]] on wheat thins. I am on a diet.

rudeboy 2002-09-29 17:31:20 ET Jeez, can I just have some wheat thins?

bandiera nera 2002-09-29 17:47:57 ET Do not resort to knocking without trying.

rudeboy 2002-09-29 18:17:14 ET Okay, I suppose I'll try it.

bandiera nera 2002-09-29 18:27:05 ET Yes, yes....TRY IT! A LOT of it! Would you like MORE?

rudeboy 2002-09-29 18:28:57 ET Nah, I'm not that hungry. You eat up, though... whatever keeps you away from my brain.

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-30 04:18:37 ET YAY FOR BRAINS. This reminds me of a cute little cartoon... http://www.matazone.co.uk/kitty1.html

rudeboy 2002-09-30 04:24:27 ET AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was great!

ChaoticUtopia 2002-09-30 04:25:12 ET I wasn't trying to smell your spicy brains.

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