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  Chuck    it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
my name is Charlie Brown, but not really.

I sniff all my clothes before putting them on.

     2014-04-16 02:23:44 ET
I will now wear sweats tucked into my socks (to keep them out of the water from all the goddamn melting snow) when I walk to the store because... fuck it. I'm just here to buy pop tarts and why should I change into jeans when I'm going to take them off again immediately after walking in the door?

In my defence though, this usually only happens after 10 pm (because that's become late now, apparently)... SO some fucks are still given. Between the hours of 10 AM and 9 PM. Monday-Friday.

You can look forward to more of these keen observations of my advancing age. This is what I do with my time now. Because everyone needs a hobby.






you probably don't want to read this next part

Oh and I also had a nightmare in which my balls began to hang so low they started touching the water when I sat down to take a shit. What the fuck is wrong with me? I wish I was making this up. Still pretty funny, though.

(at least to me it is)
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