2004-07-21 19:28:19 ET

Holy fucking shit, I get 2 replies within 10 minutes of doing my test post. What a long way from Livejournal I am. Perhaps a SHODAN-esque post wasn't best way to start things off.

Alright, I figure the best way to introduce myself is to post my entry letter. Gonna come into this thing guns blazing and piss people off from the get-go.

"I was referred here by the ones known as Nihil and DefektivUnit. They seemed to think I was man enough for this here assignment. I initially held off on applying here, believing that I was totally not core enough for this. However, judging by the recent influx of sheer emo, I firmly believe you guys need me here to counterbalance the whining.

Name's Casey. Resident of south Chicago suburbs. I was born in Tennessee, I have had a mullet multiple times, and I enjoy working on my '89 Camaro.

These facts may or may not be related.

I have a computer, a huge black steel monolith, hewn from individual components by my own hands. I enjoy abusing the hell out of it performance-wise, and deciding each week what arcane symbols I need to carve into it with a dremel in attempt to summon Lovecraftian demons, although I would really just settle for one of those Japanese water imps that love cucumbers so much. My other interests include suckerpunching people in the cock for fun and profit, not sleeping, and devouring infants whole. The key to eating babies, of course, is to start with the feet.

I totally shot the sheriff.

I find the general population of people my age and younger to be hilarious. "Oh yeah, Holmes. Posting those song lyrics in your journal and trying so damned hard to bend their meaning to your breakup 3 years ago really shows me what a deep individual you are and how dark and complex your past was. Go read some Camus, you ass."

In summation, I am an arrogant cock. However, I will try my damndest to keep my arrogant cocktitude to a sheer minimum as that would be disrespectful to you, my gracious hosts. My presence here will bring great tidings, or at very least, ohhh, let's say ferrets. Yeah. My presence will bring tidings or ferrets.


I guarantee to all of you that I'll be banned inside of a week. I guess I better make the best of it.

2004-07-21 19:42:36 ET

Hm. You should be amusing for awhile.

2004-07-21 20:05:25 ET

Thanks. I feel exactly the same way about you.

2004-07-21 21:06:36 ET

may one assume you did not shoot the deputy?

welcome to sk and, please! no raising of the elder gods. thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

2004-07-21 21:12:00 ET

Somebody's gotta raise Cthulu. Bastard over-slept for work, and if he misses another 10000 years, they'll pink slip him.

2004-07-21 21:21:23 ET

no! no elder gods! i don't relish the thought of going mad or being a slave. i will not utter a peep more on it.

2004-07-21 21:23:41 ET

Is that what you think will happen? Sheesh, the Elder Gods are getting a bad rep these days.

2004-07-21 21:25:07 ET

okay, i'll bite. say the nameless one rises. what would he do (wwcd?)?

2004-07-21 21:26:09 ET

Probably look for a very large cup of coffee with a twisty straw.

2004-07-21 21:29:20 ET

see? devious! evil! and all sorts of other not so nice adjectives.

2004-07-27 09:50:39 ET

I was always more fond of the mantra based on my personal savior: "What Would Steve Buscemi Do (WWSBD)?"

2004-07-27 12:08:47 ET

steve buscemi is a god...
and you should be interesting until we finda way to sacrifice you...
pass the ferrets please

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