I have a BIG BIG MONITOR to match my BIG BIG THIRST FOR HUMAN BLOOD. A 21" IBM P260. It is sex.
I broke down and bought WoW. Cry for me.
I hate PHP.
Doom Camaro's back on the road.
I met a girl on the internet and hung out with her two weeks ago. It was glorious. Too bad she lives in St. Louis.
I may or may not be the devil.
And most of all:
[01:37] McPimpenheimer: ....an hour ago I agreed to go see a girl I just met on OkCupid.
[01:37] ConvulsusSomnium: uhm
[01:37] ConvulsusSomnium: dont die
[01:38] McPimpenheimer: So don't wait up on me tomorrow night because my gutted corpse will be hanging from someone's ceiling