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2002-07-15 15:12:49 ET
"I like the fact that rap musicians are murdering each other. I don't have a problem with rap music. It's just that I like the idea of celebrities killing each other. Wouldn't it be great of Dan Rather snuck up on Tom Brokaw during the news and stabbed him in the head? Or imagin Julie Andrews putting rat poison in Liza Minnellie's triple vodka when she gets up to take a shit at Sardi'd. Here's a great one: Richard Simmons and Louie Anderson grab Rosie O'Donnell and choke her to death. It's just fun to think about, isn't it?"
George Carlin
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