2003-08-18 11:32:14 ET

I really like Steve Ignorant. He's got a beautiful voice.

I'm moving in two weeks and haven't packed shit. I'm the type of mover that likes to spend a whole fucking day working at it. I don't do well with the 'bit here-bit there' style of moving, though that would seems more logical. No...actually, my preference is to do some meth and just go ballistic on moving. Yeah yeah...I'm a disgusting arsehole, but I'm an HONEST disgusting arsehole...that's what sets the D apart from the rest.

A bit unfortunate that the LSD-MONSTER who lives next door to us is moving at the same time as we are. I wanted her to feel how peaceful it is not to have a couple of nocturnal fuckheads living right next door, but oh well.

(LSD MONSTER: a human who attacks with odd intrusions whilst their victim is innocently dosed-up on psychadelics. Often they will knock on your door at unordinary hours and ask for wierd shit. If an LSD MONSTER does happen to find you, do not look it in the eyes, for it shall steal your soul.)

I'm gonna try to hook up my scanner and scan some pics. Oh yeah, I'm getting a bad-ass refund from some fuck-face company who charged me for some Christian books. See, I agreed to help some kid out buy submitting an order for some books, then cancelling the order right away. Well, I guess the chump put me down for two orders. One got cancelled, the other went through. After I wrote them a rather nasty email, they've agreed to refund my money and the cost for shipping these books back. THE REFUND SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE AROUND $400!!!! YEAH MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

So yeah, I'm happy. Peace y'all!

2003-08-19 04:48:19 ET

You should kick that kids ass to the curb and back, lay mad pain all over his grill.
Man, good luck moving. I recently was discussing how I feel about moving with some of my cohorts, i.e. I think one version of my possible hells would be an endless move in the middle of Chicago summer. I have moved 5 times in the last 4 years and I am moving AGAIN in January. O, the woe of it all.
In addition, being on drugs while dealing with the horrors of relocation actually isn't something that people should turn their nose up at; it's something they should commit to memory.
And your concept of the LSD Monster reminds me of when my bro and sis-in-law were living in Vista; their upstairs neighboor was a meth fiend and ounded nails into the wall like every night for an hour or so. Whata freak!

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