2003-11-11 13:45:31 ET|
by Daniel Miller
(not the producer of Depeche Mode)*
I went to see Depeche Mode 101 in the theatres FOR FREE last night! YAY! It was off-the-muthafuckin-chain y'all! Every seat was packed with all these Depeche Mode peeps who know the movie just as well as I do! I mean, like, scene-by-scene, the whole crowd was reacting to shit. It was so fucking awesome!
Like, every Dave Gahan tushy-shot got a hootin' from the lady folk, which made me fully realize just how much Gahan-tushy appears in that film! There were laughs, there were "boos!", there was cussing, and a whole lotta singing! Fuck, there was even hand-clapping goin' on! It was perfect!
See, for years now I've had a obsessive/co-dependant love for that movie. And to see it on screen with a bunch of other kids who have the same kinda thang going on was fantabulous!
It was great fun. Plus, there were a lot of latina Depeche Mode girls. I think latina Depeche Mode girls are dreamy! My god, ever since 7th grade, I've been (and I quote) "all up on" latina Depeche Mode girls. They're what kept me from hanging myself in the closet when I was 13 years of age.
TO ALL THE LATINA DEPECHE MODE GIRLS: I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE MY DREAM COME TRUE!
[*please refer to production credits on several Depeche Mode albums. Daniel Miller produces Depeche Mode.]