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De Funkt 2004-04-09 17:37:32 ET Howdy folks! It's D-D-D-D-DANIEL!!! Fuck. It's been quite a muthafucka since the last time I set foot on these dark and gothic-esqe shores. Fuckin' cold here man. Jesus...Anyhoo. I'm currently tripping on how goddamn good everything smells! That's right, Daniel's quittin' them cigerettes again! The primary problem with these episodes of "kickin' it" are that I get tired, I trip the fuck out, and I can't stop cussing. Like, at work, I'll be in the back assembling some frame, just totally in my own fucking galaxy, saying all sorts of fucked up shit. Like today, I put together this bomb multi-opening collage of pictures for this one woman and her beautiful asian family. But damn, the main grandpa guy was stolid-as-fuck! So I kept talking out loud saying "damn, he don't smile for shit! And like twice some fucking peeping-tom customer was checkin' me out the whole time. Voyeurs man, they'll fuck you up. Errr...uh...if you got this far, DON'T STOP! I'll have some treats for you at the end!!! Oh yeah, I'm working full-time now, so that means I'm getting over $1000 a month. Can somebody say horray for Daniel's poverty-strickin ass? This whole week has been really nice. The lady who lives here has been gone for a couple of days, so I've been basking in absolute peace and happiness! Serious, every night I've been hittin' the hay no later than 12:00. Shit, on Wednesday night, I fuckin' hit that shit up at like 10:00pm! That's like fuckin' 7-year-old shit. GOD, it makes me think of how fucking happy I'd be if I had my own room. Oh well. So I haven't been drinking this whole week, which is one-fuck-of-an-accomplishment considering I'm like an everyday wino. Thing is, it's Friday and I don't want to drink or smoke, so I don't really want to be around anyone. I just kinda wanna be alone. It's so hard to find solitude these days. And fuck that whole "solitude's in your mind bro." Solitude is being alone with some books and some CDs and some pot and some food, in a comfortable environment, bitch. Urrrrr.....HI EVERYONE WHO MADE IT HERE. ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR TREAT??? HERE IT IS: I LOVE YOU!

Rebelina 2004-04-09 18:25:25 ET aww yay wino love gives me warm fuzzies. alone time is necessary for sanity's sake. i'm gonna spend the rest of the weekend reading and smoking and devising sneaky ways to get by without paying ridiculous amounts of cash for books.

antony green 2004-04-09 20:12:53 ET Thanks for givin' everyone the high ho fuck yous. So fuck you too. BUT I LOVE YOU TOO!

DanPratt 2004-04-13 03:45:45 ET DAN-YELL! I have awaited your return; glory be! I don't do much here on sk as of late, however I always check to see if you have scrib-ed because your writing is a coco ice cream cone to me :) So all of thems updates are wonderful! You got the green rollin' in, you've got a little time to yourself, spring doth sprung....and you're "kicking the habit" as the Skinny Puppy song goes. I am very happy for you, especially since the world smells better. I think kicking smoking would be hard to do in New York City, since once a person stopped and was able to absorb the wonderful aroma of the meriade of bodily functions that New York seems to radiate, I think they might start snorting coke just to burn their sinuses out. You keep that positivity flowin, sir Daniel. And keep them Peepin' Toms NOT flowin'; DAMN!

pseudo kiss 2004-05-15 20:47:08 ET daniell. i love YOU.

Autumn Solstice 2004-05-25 15:07:30 ET Yah for money!! and gratz on the whole quitining smoking thing. it's harder than it appears, but just remember, if you don't you will die a long, lingering death, gasping for every breath!

pseudo kiss 2004-06-18 18:51:17 ET hey, i am moving to southern california is your number still the same?

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