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De Funkt 2004-12-10 09:06:48 ET I said it once and I'll say it again...there are some fuckin' knarly-ass muthafuckas up in this bitch!!! Scary people from the middle of America! Boys who still rock their momma's black eyeliner on their lips! EWWWW!!! Or gothic girls who maintain a Christian faith. I always thought being gothic was all about evil shit, but whatever. Hey wait, is that store "Torrid" nationwide? "Torrid." That store blows my muthafuckin' mind! I'm not trying to dis anyone in particular. I'm just saying that I find it amazing that there is such a solid demographic of plus-size gothic girls that someone can unleash a chain of stores and make bank. Don't get me wrong, I'm all about plus-size clothing stores. I mean, we all need clothes (and heaven forbid we actually make our own clothes...that's why God made Asia!), but for there to be a store that caters specifically towards plus-size gothic women, that's off-the-hizzy. I mean, why don't they just make a girl's gothic clothing store that caters to all sizes? Wouldn't they make more money? I don't get it, but whatever. I guess it's a plus-size thing. So yeah, I'm here, wasting my precious muthafuckin' time. I need to do laundry today. I FUCKIN' HATE WASTING MY DAY OFF DOING THAT TYPE-O-SHIT! ARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Then I got some other bullshit to attend to. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!WON'T SOMEBODY SAVE ME??????? You see what kind of person I am before caffiene? No es bueno!!!

delete yourself 2004-12-10 10:52:50 ET torrid is part of hottopic, it was thier brain child. but you do have some good points!

DanPratt 2004-12-10 12:07:49 ET and heaven forbid we actually make our own clothes...that's why God made Asia! HA! DAN-YELL! Why do you get on and then get off o so fast? How can you give the ladies pleasure and then turn tail all nonchalant style? Oh woe is me.

De Funkt 2004-12-10 14:07:50 ET La-La-Lila! Yo, you know I'z gots to be on the move. Gots thangs to maintain! I need a friend to go do some laundry with me so I don't evaporate from being so god-dam*ed bored! Too bad you don't live closer, otherwise I'd say "Yo La-La-Lila, come with me to da laundry mat! PLEASE?!?!?! OH PRETTY MUTHAFUC*IN' PLEASE???!?!?!???" Yeah, the whole Hot Topic connection...still, I don't understand why they don't make it all sizes. But that'd be like Lane Bryant selling skinny clothes...kinda defeats the purpose. Poor plus-sized people. They get no love. Once I actually applied to work at a Lane Bryant store...they didn't think it was funny. I didn't think it was funny how they straight-out discriminated against my ass for being both a man and being skinny. I was thinking it'd be nice to have a slender male complementing the plus-size ladies' style, ya know? Give 'em a boost of confidence. Also, I was kinda wanting to pick up on some plus-sized cutie-pies. Oh well. One thing I gots to say though is that anyone that claims to be big-boned can kiss my logical, scientifically/biologically-reasonable ASS!!! Come on now...you're 4'6" and you want me to believe that you're big-boned? Get real homegirl! I don't hate your weight, so don't insult my intelligence! I like all weights, except for fat kids. F*ck that! Did you know that obese children prematurely hit puberty. That's wierd!!! I don't want my overweight kid to be rockin' a mustache when he's 10, aiight? I think new laws should be written, 'cause some of these kids are dangerously overweight. I think it should be considered child abuse.

antony green 2004-12-10 20:40:50 ET One thing I gots to say though is that anyone that claims to be big-boned can kiss my logical, scientifically/biologically-reasonable ASS!!! Come on now...you're 4'6" and you want me to believe that you're big-boned? Get real homegirl! I don't hate your weight, so don't insult my intelligence! Daniel, I've said that before and it's glad you'll say it out loud too! I never knew there'd be such a store. You crazy Americans you...

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