2004-12-21 22:04:30 ET
DAMN IT! It's not showing up! I totally found the movie you were talking about, but it involved many-an-African-American woman involving themselves in sexually-compromising scenerios, ala PORN. With this movie, I'm not going for porn, I'm going for the new level of EROTICA!!! You know, the Nabokov-esqe easy-shock syndrome that gets you involved in a real way, except not so intellectual (or well-written).
I agree with you totally. The concept of family porn has got to be the next big thing. I figure, as soon as they start teen dating shows, we gonna wanna see what happens after the date, right? We're basically using the whole obsession towards underage sex and creating a masterpiece. The Family Plumber will the first, the blueprint, the cornerstone!
And the special effects, I think that idea is BOMB!!! We can totally get some Matrix-shit up in this. Like, I'm thinking shit where the camera would start in the underbelly of the house (where all the pipes are), then move hyper-fast forward to the room where the co-motion is at! And you'd see this cool cut-away of the house while you're traveling up.
I was thinking of famous people that'd I would want to recruit. That main kid from Malcoum in the Middle would serve as the perfect teenage sex-obsessive boy. That, or the kid from the Sixth Sense. We could do this relatively low-budget, but this is a high-end concept. Like, this movie would be shooting for cultural revolution.
'To make a movie so openly suggestive about ideas that counter traditional values and expose a greater reality of the immediate culture that we live in today' can be the bitch-ass catch line that we're gonna use in executing this project.
Another one could be 'the first theatrical event that will repave everything so that the 21st century will have a place to drive!!!'
And pending on sponsership, we might even say something like "...so that the HUMMER of the 21st century will have a place to drive." Then shit would really get hot!!!