2005-01-17 20:54:35 ET|
Have you ever read that fucking book "Men are from mars, women are from venus?" That book is for retards! I pity any pathetic fool who uses that book to better understand the opposite sex. Let me show you some quotes from a section called...
"101 Ways to Score Points with a Woman"
3. Practice listening and asking questions.
33. Wash before having sex or put on a cologne if she likes that.
50. Take pictures of her on special occasions.
81. Ask her how she is feeling.
87. Verbally say thank you when she does things for you.
66. Help with recycling the trash.
64. Buy some good Super Glue to fix things that are broken.
Yep, you heard it! The ladies sweat over a man who can fix shit with super glue! I mean, you really need someone to tell you to listen and ask questions? Or to take a shower before fucking if you smell like shit due to working at the coal factory all day?
Oh, and how do you non-verbally say 'thank you,' and what type of asshole uses this method on a regular basis? Is it just like a nod and a grunt? Or maybe it's the type of guy who "says" 'Thank you' by means of grabbing your ass? THAT'S THE TYPE OF MAN I AM!