2005-03-22 11:48:54 ET|
Fuck people who need someone to hold their dick when they pee.
Slow, stupid, and boring-ass people are pissing me off today.
At least I'm not sitting next to Ms. Shower-once-a-week-and-apply-deodorant-even-less-frequently-than-that, or Ms. I'm-too-fucking-retarded-to-operate-anything-as-complex-and-intimidating-as-a-washing-machine. Oh wait, I think she just sat down next to me. I gotta go.
I need some love. Okay, I'm lying. I need some SEX!!!!!!!!!!!