DAN'S IN A PISSY MOOD...PAY NO MIND TO HIS CRUEL ATTITUDE

De Funkt 2005-03-22 11:48:54 ET Fuck people who need someone to hold their dick when they pee. Slow, stupid, and boring-ass people are pissing me off today. At least I'm not sitting next to Ms. Shower-once-a-week-and-apply-deodorant-even-less-frequently-than-that, or Ms. I'm-too-fucking-retarded-to-operate-anything-as-complex-and-intimidating-as-a-washing-machine. Oh wait, I think she just sat down next to me. I gotta go. I need some love. Okay, I'm lying. I need some SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

talulah 2005-03-22 11:52:06 ET not that this is gonna help your sex issue... but i really like your art :) thats all

youlittlewonder 2005-03-22 13:50:20 ET sex!

DanPratt 2005-03-23 04:57:22 ET Word dog! I need sex as well! Know what I'm sick of? People talking shit right in my face, like I'm not there! Fucks! And I'm sick of not sleeping and having no stamina! Ass!

antony green 2005-03-26 11:21:15 ET you know what you do Dan Pratt? You talk shit back to them right in their face as a mutual balance. That's what I do. Usually the person who started shit will immediately stop talking shit about you in your face...in fact, the person who started may never talk to you again. I have no sleep due to sex. Maybe I should date someone who has less sex than the one I'm currently dating.

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