2002-12-16 09:11:03 ET|
Montel Williams is an asshole. He's always talking all this shit like he knows everything. Makes me upset. I need Jenny or Ricki at this morning hour.
Mmmm...nothing better than pita pocket sandwiches and chronic first thang in morning.
I don't work for four days.
I wish I knew someone who was really knowledgable on funk. I got this random funk song that's mixed with all these other funk songs, and I don't have the listing or anything, but I need to know 'cause this one song is fucking off the hook. The girl says all this James Brown-esqe shit, like "rock me baby-make my face get soakin' wet, rock me baby-'bout ta work me to death." The music sounds all hard and locked-down.
I love certain funk. I think it's like the best combo of ideas. Most of it's too 70s-steeze for me, but some funk really rocks my shit. I love hard, seriously-funky music. I like how funk rides on like one fucking groove forever. Funk beats the shit out of anything in its way.
I like how Kraftwerk said whatever like 'We wanna be the german version of James Brown.' Kraftwerk's down with James Brown.
Another thing about funk is the breaks. Tons of fucked-up breaks, solid grooves, unbelievable percussion. I love drums. I'm so intrigued by percussion. Speaking of which, I think it's time for me to get on that and make some beats.
If you like funk and you know stuff, please talk to me.