Questions! Questions for dat phat azz!

De Funkt 2003-02-11 13:40:19 ET Here's some questions for those of you who venture into my page periodically: Where's the best place you've ever been and why? Where's the worst place you've been and why? If I had to move, where would you recommend? If you had to move me, where would you move me to? (I weigh approximately 143 pounds. My legs work, so you probably don't have to carry me, but I don't have a car, so you may have to drive me.) Oh, and what's your favorite color and why?

Emptied 2003-02-11 13:47:00 ET Best place I've ever been...I tend to mention this a lot as well so I apologize up front for my repetitivness...if that's a word...anyway Scotland..it's beautiful in more ways than just the obvious visual aspects. People are so much more over there...more everything. They just love life..it's just a feeling I got when I was over there. You can't help but be happy. Or at least I couldn't. Well..for a while...I did get lonely, but that was for other reasons. It's the kind of place you really want to share with someone special. Worst place...Missouri (misery as I call it) only because of memories from there..more sad then happy. Other than that I really haven't been anywhere horrible...oh other than where I am now..never move to Terre Haute Indiana..there's nothing here it drains you of everything good inside you. Not sure I could tell you where to move..just because I don't know you very well..but as for your interest in art and such..I'd say Chicago, just because that's where a lot of my friends want to go and you seem to be a lot like them. I'd move you to Scotland..just because I'm trying to start some revolution of sorts with people..haha. but I wouldn't be able to drive you there so that may not work...we'd have to fly..driving would be....wet to say the least. fav color...honestly most people think it's black...but I'm going to have to go with red..it's so vibrant and full of life... ok enough ramblings...

sinthetik1 2003-02-11 14:00:54 ET Where's the best place you've ever been and why? This odd secluded piece of beach near monterey, because the sun was rising on one part yet, it looked like complete night on the other side of the beach, like a perfect division. don't ask i have no clue, and it might've been all the sleep deprivation. but absolutely gorgeous none the less. Where's the worst place you've been and why? pomona, because not only did i have my wallet and cell phone stolen, but had to jump in front of a police car for them to just write out my report. If I had to move, where would you recommend? London or Japan. If you had to move me, where would you move me to? to my house to finish the rest of this laundry. *holds up a pot of coffee* Oh, and what's your favorite color and why? Blues and shades of blue. maybe because of all the meaning behind each shade. each color has a variety of shades, but can't evoke much feeling. blue, can be happy, sad, content, calming etc..etc..etc..

DanPratt 2003-02-11 14:41:20 ET Where's the best place you've ever been and why? Interlocken, Switzerland; because it is the most beautiful, peaceful place I've ever been. Actually, and The secret discoveries I've made in the Sierra Nevada. Where's the worst place you've been and why? Lagos, Nigeria...because it is hell on Earth. If I had to move, where would you recommend? Within America? The east bay area of California (that's were I grew up). If you had to move me, where would you move me to? Uhhhh, from the kitchen to the bathroom...I'm not strong enough to do much more than that. I also don't own a car. (I weigh approximately 143 pounds. My legs work, so you probably don't have to carry me, but I don't have a car, so you may have to drive me.) Oh, and what's your favorite color and why? Red, because iz on FIAHHHHH. Oh, and a Francis Bacon painting on an umbrella would RULE. My favorite ever is...oh goddamn it...I can't remember it's name all of a sudden; I think it is Blue Man. Well, that and Head VI; they would be great umbrellas.

De Funkt 2003-02-12 10:47:47 ET I wanna go to Scotland! Fuckin' love scottish accents! I was just thinking about wishes, and I reckon that, given 4 wishes, I'd clear the first three (tons of legal american money, a long and healthy lifespan, true love with someone who wont die in some type of fucked up shit) and the fourth would be to have a hardcore Scottish accent. (I need to be careful not to digress...I'm a tad hungover and just kinda floating in waking life) I'll make sure to stay out of Missouri and Nigeria. And I always do my best to stay out of Pomona. I feel like Pomona is one of the most dangerous places in Southern California. I never feel okay there. Last time I was in that region, I was with some friends and we went to the top of Mount Baldy at, like, midnight. EEWWW! It was creepy! Lots of fowl play in anonymous cars. And the idea that there may be squatters kicking it in the middle of nowhere in the black night, smoking speed on foil or whatever...YIKES! It was thrilling! We saw this straight-up child-molesting white van, so we decided to freak it out and drive by it like five times all slow and honk at it and stuff. That was neat. (digression) I can't believe you've been to Nigeria. How and why where you there? Me and my friends are trying to get together a trip to San Fransisco. That's like close to the east bay, right? I don't know shyte about Northern Cali and it upsets me. I should know this whole state. Personally, I don't have a favorite place. I know that's bullshit to say, but I haven't seen enough to make a judgement. I can think of situations that I've been in that I really like, but that's a whole different thing. I do have fave colors though...may I say sunset? Sunset gradient. Okay, I'm allowing gradients to be included as colors. So yo, sunset gradient is my favorite color. I really like oil in water on the street too. Ahhh...the rain. Washing away my hungover drained-brain. Yo Sinthetik, someday I'll try to get out to that area. There's people I'd like to visit. If and when, I'll try to tell ya and perhaps I can get busy with your housework.

DanPratt 2003-02-12 11:09:53 ET My parents lived in Nigeria for two years (I went off to college, they moved to Nigeria....my dad works for the government; he is a doctor with the foreign service). That being said, it was my official residence for two years. I had to go there when I went on break from school. It really really sucked. Imagine a place that is a real life post-apocolypic nightmare, like Blade Runner mixed with Mad Max. And yes....SF is the Bay Area :)

Emptied 2003-02-12 11:24:31 ET If you had a scottish accent..i'd be your stalker. dam that's sexy

sinthetik1 2003-02-12 15:27:39 ET Sean Connery in a schpeed boat..hehe..sorry just finished watching eddie izzard's glorious. I lived in Central California(aka the land of cows and nothingness) for most of my life so i drove up and down california trying to find some place else that i would like to be hence, how i stumbled onto that beach. I think we should just nuke pomona there's no real need for it. ok and if your fave color can be a gradient mine is either red plaid, or chrome...hehe. you should come out and visit although there's not much out this way to do in the first place. how about the next time i'm in brea or fullerton(which seems like every two to three weeks now) i let you know and we can go do something.

Emptied 2003-02-12 16:17:53 ET eddie izzard is awesome!! i <3 him big time...

sinthetik1 2003-02-13 07:08:52 ET Emptied- so do i :) he's the only stand up comedian i will watch.

Emptied 2003-02-13 07:24:21 ET i like a couple of others..i'm a big comedy freak...but have you seen him on the old "who's line is it anyway" he's hularious

sinthetik1 2003-02-13 07:27:43 ET i don't think i did. the first experience with eddie was watching dress to kill on HBO.

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