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De Funkt 2003-03-14 18:33:25 ET Layer One - Stats... -- Name: Daniel Issac Miller -- Birth date: 7-13-79 -- Birthplace: San Bernardino, CA -- Current Location: Fullerton, CA -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hair Color: Dark Brown. -- Height: 6'1", though I hunch like egor, so I'm probably like 5'6" -- Righty or Lefty: RIGHT -- Zodiac Sign: Cancer. Layer Two - Describe... -- Your heritage: Uh...European mutt, but I'm looking into specifics. -- The shoes you wore today: Black suede Lakai -- Your weakness: math. Break-dancing. -- Your fears: Cholo gangbangers. Being stranded in a small town. Driving with people who don't know what the fuck they doin. -- Your perfect pizza: Mmmm...artichoke hearts. -- Goal you'd like to achieve: More and more friendship interaction. Tons of education. Spiritual development. Travel. Layer Three - Tell... -- Your most overused phrase on AIM: Uh...I don't know...'Bitch?' -- Your thoughts first waking up: Mainly its kinda like this 'in-love' feeling. I have lots of dreams involving love which are totally bitter-sweet. -- Your best physical feature: My nose? -- Your bedtime: 2am-ish:weekdays. Undetermined:weekends. -- Your greatest accomplishment: Every new breath I take -- Your most missed memory: I'm not sure. I think it's dangerous to be retrospective at this time in my life. Layer Four - You prefer... -- Pepsi or Coke: Coke, but only if it's got lots of Bacardi. -- McDonald's or Burger King: Fuck 'em both. Wouldn't touch that shit with yours. -- Single or group dates: I've never really been on a date. I wanna go on a date! -- Adidas or Nike: I like Adidas. I used to have these fat-ass pair of Adidas that looked all RUN-DMC. I loved those shoes. -- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ewww...they both taste like shyte. I hate instant tea. I'd rather drink someones phlegm. -- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate -- Cappuccino or coffee: triple-shot espresso. Layer Five - Do you...? --smoke: Errr...well, yeah. I smoke weed. Errr...I'm in infinite war with cigerettes. -- Cuss: I think so. -- Sing well: I'm not sure, but I love singing! I love to bust the James Brown action at kareoki. -- Take a shower everyday: Almost -- Have a crush(es): Errr...my answer is tentative. -- Do you think you've been in love: Definately. -- Want to go to college: Already is, but get a degree? What you think? 'Course. -- Like high school: Fuck no, though there were some very precious occasions. Precious girls. -- Want to get married: Fuck no. I'm getting the homo-style "Domestic Partnership" if anything. Ain't no priest having any involvment in my life, and that's my word. -- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: 60+wpm -- Believe in yourself: I'm dealing with philosphy. -- Get motion sickness: No. -- Think you're attractive: I don't have a problem with how I look. -- Think you're a health freak: No, but I wanna get back. It's all about enzyme-supplements on your raw veggies. -- Get along with your parents: Yeah. I'm like a mommas-boy. Me and my dad have had a lot of ruff times, but we're getting better. My dad's a hardcore thinker and he's very assertive, plus he has no patience, so this would sometimes escalate to certain degrees of hostility. That's why I don't live with parents. I like to be on my own. I love my parents. -- Like thunderstorms: YES! So much! -- Play an instrument: Yeah. I play the skin flute like Kenny G. Layer Six - In the past, did/have you... -- Drank alcohol: I'm drinking a beer as I write this -- Smoke(d): Yes. -- Done a drug: Yes. Wanna run-down? K...weed, cigs, exstacy, alcohol, LSD, mushrooms, meth, coke, opium, PCP, inhaling fumes, lots of pharmacuticals, anything else is unnecesary. I kinda wish I didn't start drugs at the age I did, but I don't regret the LSD usage. -- Have Sex: yes. I like sex a lot. -- Made Out: I guess. I don't know...that's like the "date" question. -- Go on a date: WHOA! -- Go to the mall?: I used to hold down two jobs at the mall. I love working at the mall. It's a great place to seriously analyze bitch-asses. I don't think it's cool to analyze people without knowing them personally (and even then it's not right), but the mall is a different thing altogether. People are so fucking wierd sometimes. I miss selling fashion apparel. I miss giving a fuck about what I wear. -- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: yes. -- Eaten sushi: Yeah. I'm trying to like it. -- Been on stage: Yes. -- Been dumped: I think so. -- Gone skating: Like, skateboarding? Hell yeah, but not lately, which is bullshit. -- Made homemade cookies: Yeah. -- Gone skinny dipping: HELL YEAH! One time, I went skinny dippng in Las Vegas with my girl at the time and my good friend and this one fucked-up tweeker that was like 40-years-old! It was so beautiful. It was like 6:00am in the morning and we were all drunk at my friend's apartment. I don't know how it happened, but it was great! -- Dyed your hair: Yes -- Stolen anything: Lots. I've been arrested too! Layer Seven - Have you ever... -- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Si. -- If so, was it mixed company: Si. -- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: All too often. -- Been caught "doing something": Yeah. One time, I was humping and her mom came home, so I hid in the closet, then her mom found me and I had no clothes on! OH NO!!! Not good. I was young. -- Been called a tease: No. that's stupid. -- Gotten beaten up: No. That's stupid. -- Shoplifted: Still do, but now I jack food. -- Changed who you were to fit in: Nope, wait, no, that's a lie...for work, yes. Layer Eight - The future... -- Age you hope to be married: When I'm old as fuck to some young fine-ass latina girl. -- Numbers and Names of Children: Err...the world is over-fucking-populated! I want to adopt. But I do like the name Natasha. Gives me this cool, stylish, bitchy feeling. Or Chloe. -- Describe your Dream Wedding: Uh...if I did get married, it'd definately be on a beach somewhere other than the Americas. -- How do you want to die: 3 tons of flesh burning acid poured on my naked ass. -- Where you want to go to college: Hmmm...somewhere in Cali. Must think of that question for real. -- What do you want to be when you grow up: Not sure. I want to help people and I have a strong interest in social sciences. I also have a strong interest in art. So, I'm kinda in a mid-point -- What country would you most like to visit: Norway and/or Holland, or my boy in Germany. Layer Nine - Opposite sex (or the same?) -- Best eye color? Brown, for the most part. -- Best hair color? Dark. Asian. -- Short or long hair?: Stylish. -- Best height: Doesn't matter too much. -- Best weight: I like soft girls. I love to cuddle with soft girls. I don't prefer skinny-ass girls. I love curves. -- Best articles of clothing: With girls? Hmmm...I can't even begin. Girls blow my mind to shit. I love girls so much! -- Best first date location: Yo, I've never been on a date damn it! ! -- Best first kiss location: How can you have more than one "first" kiss location? Layer Ten - Number of... -- Number of girls I have kissed in my life: Probably about 11 girls. -- Number of girls I have made out with: Uh...isn't that the same question? Are you talking 'kiss' like I kiss my mom? EWWW!!! FUCK YOU!!! -- Number of girlfriends I've had: Two girlfriens. -- Number of boys I have kissed: 4 boys. -- Number of boys I have made out with: i'm not gonna repeat myself. -- Number of boyfriends I've had: None. I don't wanna date a boy. -- Number of drugs taken illegally: LOTS. -- Number of people I could trust with my life: Right now...about 4. -- Number of CDs that I own: Tons. -- Number of piercings: none. -- Number of tattoos: one. -- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: I think twice. -- Number of scars on my body: Many -- Number of things in my past that I regret: Many

brooklyn 2003-03-14 18:45:55 ET definitely stealing that survey :)

praveen 2003-03-15 02:30:19 ET holy shit that thing is long ;)

pseudo kiss 2003-03-15 12:39:57 ET my turn daniel. i showed it to you, now ill take it. Layer One - Stats... -- Name: Jessica -- Birth date: 2-22 -- Birthplace: palo alto, CA-stanford hospital -- Current Location: san mateo, CA -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hair Color: black/red. -- Height: 5'4 " -- Righty or Lefty: RIGHT -- Zodiac Sign: PISCES. cancers are compatible with pisces. Layer Two - Describe... -- Your heritage: asian. chinese to be exact. -- The shoes you wore today: 4inch high platform black sandals by RocketDog -- Your weakness: boys in eyeliner or with hot hair.smart people. feta cheese, spinach and sun dried tomato pizza. -- Your fears: fear itself. saying goodbye. -- Your perfect pizza: feta cheese, spinach and sun dried tomatos no duh.. -- Goal you'd like to achieve: read. learn. live i mean really live. Layer Three - Tell... -- Your most overused phrase on AIM: eep or haha -- Your thoughts first waking up: I want to stay in bed damn it. where its nice and warm. -- Your best physical feature: people say my lips but i dont know. so ill pick my boobs instead. -- Your bedtime: whenever i feel like it. -- Your greatest accomplishment: reading/writing in chinese. somewhat. -- Your most missed memory: my father. Layer Four - You prefer... -- Pepsi or Coke: Coke...and daniel probably meant cocaine when he answered this<3.;). -- McDonald's or Burger King: ...must i pick one?:\ -- Single or group dates: single...later on in relationship..group when you first meet them. -- Adidas or Nike: Adidas. cuter clothes too. -- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea i guess.. -- Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla -- Cappuccino or coffee: frapuccino caramel. Layer Five - Do you...? --smoke: no-- Cuss: I think so. -- Sing well: haha. NO. -- Take a shower everyday: yeah -- Have a crush(es): skip -- Do you think you've been in love: for sheezy. -- Want to go to college: ofcourse -- Like high school: no. -- Want to get married: no. infinity is scary. plus why do i need a marriage certificate or a ring to prove we'll be faithful? I DO HOWEVERRRRRRRRR want a avera wang wedding dress and a ring from tiffany's. -- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: no. someitmes. -- Believe in yourself: sometimes. depends if its doable or not. -- Get motion sickness: when i see movies like blair witch projects yes. sometimes usually im not n boats and cars. -- Think you're attractive: depends on the day -- Think you're a health freak: no. -- Get along with your parents: if you know me, you know the answer -- Like thunderstorms: <3<3OFCOURSE<3<3 -- Play an instrument: DAMN IT! daniel stole my skinflute joke.. Layer Six - In the past, did/have you... -- Drank alcohol: yes -- Smoke(d): Yes. -- Done a drug: no. -- Have Sex: no. -- Made Out: yeah. -- Go on a date: i dont even know what a date is anymore. if it's like dinner movies or whatever walkme to the door shit than no. if it's hang out and kiss in public places yes. -- Go to the mall?: yes. -- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no. -- Eaten sushi: mmmmmmm yes. -- Been on stage: Yes. -- Been dumped: unfortunately...fortunately too. -- Gone skating: haha i suck at it if you mean skateboarding. -- Made homemade cookies: mhm. -- Gone skinny dipping: no -- Dyed your hair: Ymhm -- Stolen anything: an earring once. and almost a headband:\ Layer Seven - Have you ever... -- Played a game that required removal of clothing: yeah -- If so, was it mixed company: yea. -- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: i dont know. sort of yes sort of no. i had a hung over but i wasn't say i was totally trashed. -- Been caught "doing something": i was making out with a boy in an elevator that was private and these two people came in who worked there. -- Been called a tease: jokingly. -- Gotten beaten up: i wish. -- Shoplifted: no. -- Changed who you were to fit in: sometimes. depends who im tyring to impress or who im around. Layer Eight - The future... -- Age you hope to be married: ha. -- Numbers and Names of Children: darien,justin,aidan,isabella,veronica, conor -- Describe your Dream Wedding: me in a vera wang dress surrounded by flowers. -- How do you want to die: bullet through the head. nono...HEART, yes heart. -- Where you want to go to college: california, washington or pennsylvania or newyork. -- What do you want to be when you grow up: political science-international relations -- What country would you most like to visit: norway,antartica,greenland Layer Nine - Opposite sex (or the same?) -- Best eye color? brown green blue doesnt matter. all are pretty. -- Best hair color? Dark. for sure. -- Short or long hair?: something cute and not ugly. -- Best height: taller than me. which isnt too hard. -- Best weight: depends. skinny boys make me feel fat sometimes....but i really like chubby boys and poking them....except when theyre jerks to me theyre not cute and chubby. THEYRE FUCKING OBESE. weight doesnt matter. -- Best articles of clothing: shirts? -- Best first date location: japanese tea garden -- Best first kiss location: ????????????????????? Layer Ten - Number of... -- Number of girls I have kissed in my life: 1 -- Number of girls I have made out with: none -- Number of girlfriends I've had: none -- Number of boys I have kissed: 7-8 that i recall -- Number of boys I have made out with: haha wow. im really good at blocking out because the two boys who broke my heart from kissing i forget their names. and the third boy too. whoah. 7-8 -- Number of boyfriends I've had: cant remember. -- Number of drugs taken illegally: none. -- Number of people I could trust with my life: one-trhee somewhere there. depends on what day it is.. -- Number of CDs that I own: dont feel like counting. -- Number of piercings: 3 including my ears. -- Number of tattoos: none. dude daniel whats your tattoo of?. -- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: once -- Number of scars on my body: alot -- Number of things in my past that I regret: its so many you cnat keep track of it.

De Funkt 2003-03-16 10:42:47 ET Praveen: You should fill this thang out (if you got 4 hours to kill)! Jessica: You like the name Veronica? I love that name. I don't know anyone who likes that name. Yo, my tattoo is like this emblem from a Ministry album...uhhh...it's not cool at all. It was done with a homemade tattoo gun and it hurt really bad and I was like 15 or something. But soon I shall get another tattoo, hopefully on the back of my elbow. I want a Maakies tattoo. What I really want is a Love and Rockets tattoo. I've always wanted the wicked step-mom from the OG Snow White tattoo'd on my back. I just don't know. I'm gonna end up with all sorts of comic/cartoon characters on me, which is what I would like. I might get the word "patience" tattoo'd on my wrist.

pseudo kiss 2003-03-16 10:47:20 ET haha cartoons. cute. veronica is my grandmothers name. i really love it.

praveen 2003-03-16 11:52:44 ET phew. ok i'm gonna try and fill this fucking thing out...its a bit daunting tho!!!

De Funkt 2003-03-16 12:41:11 ET Yo, fill out only what applies. You can skip any question, or add questions! Actually, there should be other, cooler questions, like what's your top 5 fave albums, or who's you favorite actor... here's an easier survey: 1.Top 5 fave musicians 2.Top fave movie 3.Top fave actor/actress 4.Top fave substance to abuse 5.Fave location... What's your favorite shit? How about that? Tell us about y'all.

DanPratt 2003-03-17 05:35:21 ET Dude, I laughed out loud at some of your enteries in this thing :-D Layer One - Stats... -- Name: Lila Maine Green -- Birth date: 10/10/80 -- Birthplace: Hayward, CA -- Current Location: Chicago, IL -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hair Color: Currently Red w/ highlights; naturally sandy blond -- Height: 5'7" EXACTLY! -- Righty or Lefty: RIGHT -- Zodiac Sign: Libra Layer Two - Describe... -- Your heritage: Ukrainian, Romanian, Hungarian, and like some sort of random smattering of German and Scottish. -- The shoes you wore today: Red faux-leather strap platforms by Unlisted, the cheap-asses Kenneth Cole -- Your weakness: My right ankle, really bright artificial white light, irratic reactions to bad news -- Your fears: Deep-sea fish, arachnids, edges, being betrayed, knives in other peoples' hands, the weirdos on the streets, home invasion -- Your perfect pizza: A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM ROUND TABLE PIZZA -- Goal you'd like to achieve: My professional acting career being highly successful; to be a good dancer again; As-good-as-I-speak-English fluency in German; to be a resident abroad; to get married to my love Willis (*we're just waiting for some fresh coin :); to support my parents completely after I start making serious moolah; to be friends with certain people forever; to help people who need and deserve it once I have the means Layer Three - Tell... -- Your most overused phrase on AIM: I don't know, because I'm not a prolific AIMer, but I can't stand "lmao" and "rotf" or whatever the fuck....I had to ask Willis what the fuck they ment. -- Your thoughts first waking up: During the week--Goddamn it. On the weekend: Ahhhhhhhh.... -- Your best physical feature: My hands or my lips I think. -- Your bedtime: During the week-- 10:00 or 10:30, Weekend it all depends -- Your greatest accomplishment: Making my parents and loved ones feel happy.....and graduating a full -year early (BOO-YAH, I can't get over it). -- Your most missed memory: Riding horses and/or competing in dance Layer Four - You prefer... -- Pepsi or Coke: Coke...Pepsi is for CHUMPS. -- McDonald's or Burger King: Well, here's the deal: Yes, I have read Fast Food Nation and I became anti-sick ass fast food joints, so neither really: In-and-Out Burger is the only reputable one around now adays AND it's damn good too! -- Single or group dates: As far as I am now, I have fun either way, but a million years ago when I was on the make, I can't remember what I preferred. -- Adidas or Nike: Addidas. -- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Iced Tea = Sick Tea -- Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCO CHOCO -- Cappuccino or coffee: Hazelnut Latte Layer Five - Do you...? --smoke: Not really....if I'm around someone who is smoking I'll want a cigarrett really bad, but if I'm not around anyone smoking I don't want them....I never buy packs. -- Cuss: Um...yes. -- Sing well: Eh, probabley "decent." I used to be pretty good, but then I came to college and spent my freshman year trying to die of a drug overdose, heh heh. Now I'm over that, but my body still has come relaxing time to do. -- Take a shower everyday: No. I usually shower every other day, unless I got mega sweaty. -- Have a crush(es): Nah, I'm very much entrenched in my relationship, thank you :) -- Do you think you've been in love: I have before and I am now as well. -- Want to go to college: I went, I did, I got that BFA muthafucka. -- Like high school: Nice, his is the part where we realize this survay was written for someone IN high school. High school was a crock of shit; like the kind of crock that is SO big it could feed all the starving nations of the world in one huge swoop, but instead of being filled with soup, it's filled with shit. -- Want to get married: I want to get married, but not in the religous sense. I, in fact, have no religon and never did....so I can't really be married under one and don't want to either. But i do want a wedding and a party and a honeymoon....I really like the romantic notion of the wedding. -- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Hahahahahahahahahahhahaa, probabley like 5 WPM. -- Believe in yourself: Well, I definetly exist, so there ya go. -- Get motion sickness: Yea, espeically in cars with leather interiors. -- Think you're attractive: Hahahaha, well, I guess---Willis makes me feel very attractive. -- Think you're a health freak: Fuck no. I mean, helath is very important to me and I like keeping my foods organic, but I'm not a health freak, which I take to mean as obsessively neurotic about food. -- Get along with your parents: Very awesomely, thank you very much! -- Like thunderstorms: I <3 Thunderstorms AND lightning. -- Play an instrument: Yea, I play all y'all fools. Layer Six - In the past, did/have you... -- Drank alcohol: Shit dog, of course. -- Smoke(d): YESSUM. -- Done a drug: Replace "a" with "lots of" and put and "s" at the end of the sentance. But I don't do none of that shit no more. -- Have Sex: I just did like 10 hours ago, DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. (heh heh) **I have taken out "made-out" because it's just too lame** -- Go on a date: Tons and tons. -- Go to the mall?: Goddamn it; of COURSE I've gone to a mall. Who wrote some of these questions? -- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No....I have a thing against Oreos ever since soccar in 5th grade when I ate the Halloween ones than got into a car with leather seats...you know the drill. -- Eaten sushi: I think I tried it once and really didn't like it. -- Been on stage: All the time, bizzsnatch. -- Been dumped: Yea....not very many times, but ousted nonetheless. -- Gone skating: I used to work in a skate shop; I was a in-line blading queen....I'm still fine at it. -- Made homemade cookies: SHIT---YES. I want to find one person nwho hasn't made cookies at least once in their whole life that is over the age of 15. -- Gone skinny dipping: Once....I was practicaly forced to....and we almost got arrested...hurrah. -- Dyed your hair: Yea, plenty. -- Stolen anything: Yea, way too much....I never got caught though. I actually have sort of a mild kelpto thing....but I don't steal anymore; I've learned how to control the urges. Layer Seven - Have you ever... **taken a train and EATEN it, PIECE by PIECE, AFTER you just derailed it with your PENIS?** (hahahaha, I couldn't help myself; Mr. Show!) -- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Ja. -- If so, was it mixed company: Ja. -- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes yes, just leave me ALONE! :) -- Been caught "doing something": What; like doin' the ol nasty? I don't think so. -- Been called a tease: Hahahaha, nope....teases, all of them, in a big burlap bag, they can all go straight to hell. -- Gotten beaten up: Um, no. -- Shoplifted: YES, ok??? My demons are exorcized! -- Changed who you were to fit in: Not really. I honestly and truely belive that there is not one person on planet earth who has not had to modify themselves a little bit to fit in at one point. Thre's just no way. So that being said, I reallydo not change myself very much at all. If I did, it would have made certain parts of my life way easier, so there. Layer Eight - The future... -- Age you hope to be married: How about 22? (heh heh :) -- Numbers and Names of Children: I agree whole-heartedly with Mr. DeFunkt...the world is highly over-populated and I would like to adopt, but I also do want my own baby....so I don't know what I am going to do YET, but I like the names Lorelei for a girl and Rade for a boy. -- Describe your Dream Wedding: Outside, warm and breezy....either like Yosemety National Park in CA or the Swiss Alps. -- How do you want to die: I'm not really a fan of dying, so nevermind that crap. -- Where you want to go to college: For my masters or whatnot, I'd like to go back to CA. -- What do you want to be professionally**I changed it because "when you grow up" made me think of pedophiles and shit**: An actor in the theatre and film. -- What country would you most like to visit: I've been to a lot of places...I've been around Europe and North America and Africa...SO...I'd like to see something completely different; China, Brazil, Australia. Layer Nine - Opposite sex (or the same?) -- Best eye color? Either dark brown or Smoky blue/green. -- Best hair color? Dark Brown or Black. -- Short or long hair?: Shortish; any style besides indie rock crap. -- Best height: Taller than me. -- Best weight: I don't want someone who is obese, but I don't like all hard-bodied muscle bound dudes either. I like someone who is fit and in good shape, but cuddly. -- Best articles of clothing: I like when guys pull their hands up into the sleeves of coats, so coats and sweatshirts. But I also like my boyfriends pants, because he looks so chewy in them!!! -- Best first date location: Uhhhh, hahahahaha...lemme think wher they all have been: horse stables, radio station, graveyard/roof of my high school, ski lodge, bar, coffee shop, party, driving arund London/Amsterdam, dinner and a movie. I'd say amsterdam was about as rad as they come, but I had a lot of fun that night with graveyard/roof of school. -- Best first kiss location: On my anus...HA! No, no...I'm not serious there. Hmmm, I guess the most romantic one I ever had was in this historical little house at the bottom of my driveway when we lived in MA for high school (our house was built on a Historical site that still had remnants left and we owned them...it kicked SO much ass). It was raining and overcast, soo romance novel :) Layer Ten - Number of... -- Number of boys I have kissed in my life: 15. -- Number of boys I have made out with: 14, I'm such a ho, heh heh. -- Number of boyfriends I've had: 5. -- Number of girls I have kissed: Cause I wanted them? None. For fun with friends, a few, maybe like 3 or 4. -- Number of drugs taken illegally: Many many many. -- Number of people I could trust with my life: Hmmmmm...i think 6 people. -- Number of CDs that I own: Hahahaha, I dont' know, not very many. I don't like buying CDs; I never really have. -- Number of piercings: 8 (3 holes in each ear, one industrial in my left ear, one tongue). -- Number of tattoos: 3; one chinese character for "monkey" on my lower back spine; one California Poppy right next to it; The Krebs Cycle and simple Glucose molecule on my right forearm. -- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? I have no goddan clue. -- Number of scars on my body: Plenty. -- Number of things in my past that I regret: I try not to regret anything, but deep down, many things.

De Funkt 2003-03-17 07:35:15 ET I forgot about that book Fast Food Nation. I intended on reading that a while back. It's all about pulling your sweater sleeves over your hands. It's so comfy! I like to look at big things like mountains or the ocean or whatever and sit there with my hands in my sleeves up to my mouth. It's like this one-ness. I don't mean to be going off on this thing, but it really is something that my mind and body like and feel comfortable with. I like being all cozy having a sweater on me if I'm talking to a really cute girl...it makes me feel safe. I like drawing that image of a boy with his hands all tucked-into his sweater with big eyes giving this puppy-doggish expression, but then I assume people think that I can't draw hands and I'm trying to get away with it, so anytime I do this thing, it gets filed away in the archives, never to see light until my death, at which time I shall allow my dynasty of art, knowledge, and wealth to be inspected and distributed accordingly. People who try to bust drawings of humans but get scared of drawing hands shouldn't worry about drawing at all. They should cook or read or watch TV or call a friend. Damn it, why aren't we always asked and expected to know 'what we'z gonna do professionaly?' Always saying "when I grow up" has fucked with a portion of my scope on life, namely 'cause I don't feel, under this premise, that I will ever grow up, which dooms me to failure before I even get started. So yo, from now on, i'm gonna keep it proffesional. OH, I GOT AN IDEA! In a former entry here, I said that I want the word "patience" tattoo'd on my wrist...NOT NO MO! I'm gonna get the word "professional" tattoo'd! YES! Then the girls will really swoon, 'cause they'll know who da man! Sincerely, Dan Pro.

DanPratt 2003-03-17 07:40:08 ET You're hilarious, dude :-D

De Funkt 2003-03-17 07:46:23 ET Thanks Dan. Yo, you're funny too! I'm always getting acid reflux from laughing at what you write. (Whoa...I meant that to be funny, but it kinda turned into an yucky old-person kind of thing.)

DanPratt 2003-03-17 08:04:06 ET No, that was awesome, ACID REFLUX!!!! <---LOL :-D

CartoonGraveyard 2003-03-20 09:58:38 ET Layer One - Stats... -- Name: Lisa (only name my parents could agree on-come to think of it, only thing they could agree on) Mary (for an aunt mom can't stand, oddly enough) Cavalear (vary badly Americanized when great grandpa came to the US) -- Birth date: 11-10-78 -- Birthplace: Stamford, CT -- Current Location: Meriden, CT -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hair Color: Dark Brown. -- Height: 5'11 -- Righty or Lefty: lefty-yet not in my right mind, as the joke goes -- Zodiac Sign: scorpio. Layer Two - Describe... -- Your heritage: Mom's Irish/Dad's French Canadian, English and Dutch. -- The shoes you wore today: Black suede boots -- Your weakness: lack of upper body strength and short attention span. also the need to do ten things at once. -- Your fears: failure -- Your perfect pizza: extra cheeze. -- Goal you'd like to achieve: an MLS and a book deal. short term-get the damned web comic going Layer Three - Tell... -- Your most overused phrase on AIM: whose-a-what-now? -- Your thoughts first waking up: i want to call out of work -- Your best physical feature: My eyes -- Your bedtime: 10/11 depending whn i get home from work/class -- Your greatest accomplishment: graduating with my sanity intact and getting a job in less than 3 months afterward -- Your most missed memory: unsure Layer Four - You prefer... -- Pepsi or Coke: Coke is drier. -- McDonald's or Burger King: both. i need to quit -- Single or group dates: group. no pressure -- Adidas or Nike: I wear boots -- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea -- Chocolate or vanilla: both -- Cappuccino or coffee: both Layer Five - Do you...? --smoke: sometimes cloves. -- Cuss: like a cock-knocking, motherfucking, goat humping sailor. -- Sing well: no. i do it anyway -- Take a shower everyday: yes -- Have a crush(es): just my bf and a few choice celebrities -- Do you think you've been in love: many times. -- Want to go to college: already graduated. i want to get into a grad program, though -- Like high school: only senior year -- Want to get married: at some point-by elvis or darth vader impersonators -- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: never-and i'm a writer -- Believe in yourself: sometimes. -- Get motion sickness: sometimes. -- Think you're attractive: sort of. growing up, i was called ugly and gorgeous, so a lot of mixed signals were present. -- Think you're a health freak: i walk everywhere and eat a lot of junk along with broccoli. i am, sort of -- Get along with your parents: nope. dad is a drunk, mom is a dysfunctional irish bitch -- Like thunderstorms: YES! -- Play an instrument: i used to play the flute. Layer Six - In the past, did/have you... -- Drank alcohol: i come from a long line of drunks -- Smoke(d): Yes. -- Done a drug: pot twice. does caffeine count? -- Have Sex: it took almost 22 years, but i did it. -- Made Out: yup -- Go to the mall?: i live within walking distance of one. -- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: yes. -- Eaten sushi: i don't like fish. -- Been on stage: many times. -- Been dumped: too many times. -- Gone skating: i loved ice skating. -- Made homemade cookies: i thought cinamon belonged in my batch of choclate chip cookies. big mistake. -- Gone skinny dipping: no -- Dyed your hair: Yes-burgundy, red, and navy blue-though that turned black -- Stolen anything: a few times Layer Seven - Have you ever... -- Played a game that required removal of clothing: no. -- If so, was it mixed company: sadly, no. -- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yup. -- Been caught "doing something": nope -- Been called a tease: once-my bf/stalker at the time was insistant he take my virginity. -- Gotten beaten up: nope. -- Shoplifted: I accidentally took home a book on gerbil care without paying. -- Changed who you were to fit in: work and school up until maybe tenth grade. Layer Eight - The future... -- Age you hope to be married: note to bf-set a date, pig or die! just kidding! -- Numbers and Names of Children: unsure of number, but tristan, kieran, molly catherine and mary beth. -- Describe your Dream Wedding: robin hood prince of theives wedding or vegas wedding -- How do you want to die: sleeping for once -- Where you want to go to college: i'd like to finish in CT then travel -- What do you want to be when you grow up: writer/librarian -- What country would you most like to visit: ireland, then italy Layer Nine - Opposite sex (or the same?) -- Best eye color? big and brown. -- Best hair color? Dark or red -- Short or long hair?: either -- Best height: I'm 5'11, and would prefer men whose heads don't touch my chest. -- Best weight: very skinny, or cut. i like cuddly too -- Best articles of clothing: trenchcoats and leather pants -- Best first date location: hiking trail -- Best first kiss location: car Layer Ten - Number of... -- Number of girls I have kissed in my life: one girl kissed me-turns out she was the girl who my first bf was screwing when he went out with me. -- Number of girls I have made out with: none -- Number of girlfriends I've had: none. -- Number of boys I have kissed: 22. -- Number of boys I have made out with: 20 -- Number of boyfriends I've had: grrrrr....i mean, 10 or 11 -- Number of drugs taken illegally: i smoked pot twice. -- Number of people I could trust with my life: Right now...about 1. -- Number of CDs that I own: Too many for the holder in my car. -- Number of piercings: one each ear. -- Number of tattoos: none. -- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 2 for basketball in 8th grade. 3 times for school play reviews and once my name and picture appeared for a mural i painted in my school hallway -- Number of scars on my body: one on my shin from when i rode a bike into a mailbox -- Number of things in my past that I regret: lost count

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