2003-03-17 05:35:21 ET
Dude, I laughed out loud at some of your enteries in this thing
Layer One - Stats...
-- Name: Lila Maine Green
-- Birth date: 10/10/80
-- Birthplace: Hayward, CA
-- Current Location: Chicago, IL
-- Eye Color: Blue
-- Hair Color: Currently Red w/ highlights; naturally sandy blond
-- Height: 5'7" EXACTLY!
-- Righty or Lefty: RIGHT
-- Zodiac Sign: Libra
Layer Two - Describe...
-- Your heritage: Ukrainian, Romanian, Hungarian, and like some sort of random smattering of German and Scottish.
-- The shoes you wore today: Red faux-leather strap platforms by Unlisted, the cheap-asses Kenneth Cole
-- Your weakness: My right ankle, really bright artificial white light, irratic reactions to bad news
-- Your fears: Deep-sea fish, arachnids, edges, being betrayed, knives in other peoples' hands, the weirdos on the streets, home invasion
-- Your perfect pizza: A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM ROUND TABLE PIZZA
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: My professional acting career being highly successful; to be a good dancer again; As-good-as-I-speak-English fluency in German; to be a resident abroad; to get married to my love Willis (*we're just waiting for some fresh coin :); to support my parents completely after I start making serious moolah; to be friends with certain people forever; to help people who need and deserve it once I have the means
Layer Three - Tell...
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: I don't know, because I'm not a prolific AIMer, but I can't stand "lmao" and "rotf" or whatever the fuck....I had to ask Willis what the fuck they ment.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: During the week--Goddamn it. On the weekend: Ahhhhhhhh....
-- Your best physical feature: My hands or my lips I think.
-- Your bedtime: During the week-- 10:00 or 10:30, Weekend it all depends
-- Your greatest accomplishment: Making my parents and loved ones feel happy.....and graduating a full -year early (BOO-YAH, I can't get over it).
-- Your most missed memory: Riding horses and/or competing in dance
Layer Four - You prefer...
-- Pepsi or Coke: Coke...Pepsi is for CHUMPS.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Well, here's the deal: Yes, I have read Fast Food Nation and I became anti-sick ass fast food joints, so neither really: In-and-Out Burger is the only reputable one around now adays AND it's damn good too!
-- Single or group dates: As far as I am now, I have fun either way, but a million years ago when I was on the make, I can't remember what I preferred.
-- Adidas or Nike: Addidas.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Iced Tea = Sick Tea
-- Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCO CHOCO
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Hazelnut Latte
Layer Five - Do you...?
--smoke: Not really....if I'm around someone who is smoking I'll want a cigarrett really bad, but if I'm not around anyone smoking I don't want them....I never buy packs.
-- Cuss: Um...yes.
-- Sing well: Eh, probabley "decent." I used to be pretty good, but then I came to college and spent my freshman year trying to die of a drug overdose, heh heh. Now I'm over that, but my body still has come relaxing time to do.
-- Take a shower everyday: No. I usually shower every other day, unless I got mega sweaty.
-- Have a crush(es): Nah, I'm very much entrenched in my relationship, thank you :)
-- Do you think you've been in love: I have before and I am now as well.
-- Want to go to college: I went, I did, I got that BFA muthafucka.
-- Like high school: Nice, his is the part where we realize this survay was written for someone IN high school. High school was a crock of shit; like the kind of crock that is SO big it could feed all the starving nations of the world in one huge swoop, but instead of being filled with soup, it's filled with shit.
-- Want to get married: I want to get married, but not in the religous sense. I, in fact, have no religon and never did....so I can't really be married under one and don't want to either. But i do want a wedding and a party and a honeymoon....I really like the romantic notion of the wedding.
-- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Hahahahahahahahahahhahaa, probabley like 5 WPM.
-- Believe in yourself: Well, I definetly exist, so there ya go.
-- Get motion sickness: Yea, espeically in cars with leather interiors.
-- Think you're attractive: Hahahaha, well, I guess---Willis makes me feel very attractive.
-- Think you're a health freak: Fuck no. I mean, helath is very important to me and I like keeping my foods organic, but I'm not a health freak, which I take to mean as obsessively neurotic about food.
-- Get along with your parents: Very awesomely, thank you very much!
-- Like thunderstorms: I <3 Thunderstorms AND lightning.
-- Play an instrument: Yea, I play all y'all fools.
Layer Six - In the past, did/have you...
-- Drank alcohol: Shit dog, of course.
-- Smoke(d): YESSUM.
-- Done a drug: Replace "a" with "lots of" and put and "s" at the end of the sentance. But I don't do none of that shit no more.
-- Have Sex: I just did like 10 hours ago, DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. (heh heh)
**I have taken out "made-out" because it's just too lame**
-- Go on a date: Tons and tons.
-- Go to the mall?: Goddamn it; of COURSE I've gone to a mall. Who wrote some of these questions?
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No....I have a thing against Oreos ever since soccar in 5th grade when I ate the Halloween ones than got into a car with leather seats...you know the drill.
-- Eaten sushi: I think I tried it once and really didn't like it.
-- Been on stage: All the time, bizzsnatch.
-- Been dumped: Yea....not very many times, but ousted nonetheless.
-- Gone skating: I used to work in a skate shop; I was a in-line blading queen....I'm still fine at it.
-- Made homemade cookies: SHIT---YES. I want to find one person nwho hasn't made cookies at least once in their whole life that is over the age of 15.
-- Gone skinny dipping: Once....I was practicaly forced to....and we almost got arrested...hurrah.
-- Dyed your hair: Yea, plenty.
-- Stolen anything: Yea, way too much....I never got caught though. I actually have sort of a mild kelpto thing....but I don't steal anymore; I've learned how to control the urges.
Layer Seven - Have you ever...
**taken a train and EATEN it, PIECE by PIECE, AFTER you just derailed it with your PENIS?** (hahahaha, I couldn't help myself; Mr. Show!)
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Ja.
-- If so, was it mixed company: Ja.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes yes, just leave me ALONE! :)
-- Been caught "doing something": What; like doin' the ol nasty? I don't think so.
-- Been called a tease: Hahahaha, nope....teases, all of them, in a big burlap bag, they can all go straight to hell.
-- Gotten beaten up: Um, no.
-- Shoplifted: YES, ok??? My demons are exorcized!
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Not really. I honestly and truely belive that there is not one person on planet earth who has not had to modify themselves a little bit to fit in at one point. Thre's just no way. So that being said, I reallydo not change myself very much at all. If I did, it would have made certain parts of my life way easier, so there.
Layer Eight - The future...
-- Age you hope to be married: How about 22? (heh heh :)
-- Numbers and Names of Children: I agree whole-heartedly with Mr. DeFunkt...the world is highly over-populated and I would like to adopt, but I also do want my own baby....so I don't know what I am going to do YET, but I like the names Lorelei for a girl and Rade for a boy.
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: Outside, warm and breezy....either like Yosemety National Park in CA or the Swiss Alps.
-- How do you want to die: I'm not really a fan of dying, so nevermind that crap.
-- Where you want to go to college: For my masters or whatnot, I'd like to go back to CA.
-- What do you want to be professionally**I changed it because "when you grow up" made me think of pedophiles and shit**: An actor in the theatre and film.
-- What country would you most like to visit: I've been to a lot of places...I've been around Europe and North America and Africa...SO...I'd like to see something completely different; China, Brazil, Australia.
Layer Nine - Opposite sex (or the same?)
-- Best eye color? Either dark brown or Smoky blue/green.
-- Best hair color? Dark Brown or Black.
-- Short or long hair?: Shortish; any style besides indie rock crap.
-- Best height: Taller than me.
-- Best weight: I don't want someone who is obese, but I don't like all hard-bodied muscle bound dudes either. I like someone who is fit and in good shape, but cuddly.
-- Best articles of clothing: I like when guys pull their hands up into the sleeves of coats, so coats and sweatshirts. But I also like my boyfriends pants, because he looks so chewy in them!!!
-- Best first date location: Uhhhh, hahahahaha...lemme think wher they all have been: horse stables, radio station, graveyard/roof of my high school, ski lodge, bar, coffee shop, party, driving arund London/Amsterdam, dinner and a movie. I'd say amsterdam was about as rad as they come, but I had a lot of fun that night with graveyard/roof of school.
-- Best first kiss location: On my anus...HA! No, no...I'm not serious there. Hmmm, I guess the most romantic one I ever had was in this historical little house at the bottom of my driveway when we lived in MA for high school (our house was built on a Historical site that still had remnants left and we owned them...it kicked SO much ass). It was raining and overcast, soo romance novel :)
Layer Ten - Number of...
-- Number of boys I have kissed in my life: 15.
-- Number of boys I have made out with: 14, I'm such a ho, heh heh.
-- Number of boyfriends I've had: 5.
-- Number of girls I have kissed: Cause I wanted them? None. For fun with friends, a few, maybe like 3 or 4.
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: Many many many.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: Hmmmmm...i think 6 people.
-- Number of CDs that I own: Hahahaha, I dont' know, not very many. I don't like buying CDs; I never really have.
-- Number of piercings: 8 (3 holes in each ear, one industrial in my left ear, one tongue).
-- Number of tattoos: 3; one chinese character for "monkey" on my lower back spine; one California Poppy right next to it; The Krebs Cycle and simple Glucose molecule on my right forearm.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? I have no goddan clue.
-- Number of scars on my body: Plenty.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: I try not to regret anything, but deep down, many things.