2003-07-14 13:48:00 ET

Hello. My name is Daniel Issac Asimov.

Yeah, so like, last night was my birthday. Me and my closest friends went down to Seal Beach and had a little BBQ which included the finest (spelling error) Shishkabobs and fish. Well, only me and my main man Josh was eatin' fish, but nevertheless... You're not supposed to have fire on Seal Beach, but we said 'Funk dat!' Let me tell you, that fish was hella-succulent! MMMMMMMM!!!!

Yeah, then I crashed at my girly's house. My goodness folks, you know I hate to talk about personal relationship-style-shit on here ('cause I try to keep things open so that everyone can respond if they want to) but I'm falling head-first for this dame.

She's just got this unbelievable quality. Everything I could ever ask for is inherent in this girl, which includes a strong love for hip-hop, especially Cannibal Ox (see Dan's music listings). She's so fuckin' fly. She's tall as fuck too...she's like 5'10", but she don't shlouch, so it's like she's taller than I am. I don't know...I'm tellin' y'all, this is serious business for the D. Mad serious.

So yeah, that's me. Errr...now I'm 24 years old. I ain't really givin' a fuck, but certain things do pertain, such as the fact that I can't really ask for money off my moms n' pops, I gotta figure my life's path, I gotta really push the envelope. But fuck, why not?

I'M HELLA OPTIMISTIC Y'ALL! IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN' HOOD! (or Fullerton, so. cal...whatever you prefer)

Peace baby.

2003-07-14 13:54:43 ET

Happy birthday, Daniel.

2003-07-16 09:25:50 ET

Happy Birthday! I didn't make you the b-day entry I promised though; I'm sorry (I was in Sarajevo.)
Anyways, I hope you had tons of fun and very much the BEST of luck with your new woman. She is an extremely lucky girl, for you are an exceptional man :-D Have a ton of fun!

2003-07-16 21:15:44 ET

good birthday. good birthday.
*pats dan on head*

2003-07-18 11:24:35 ET

Yo, thanks y'all. So far, so good.

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