"i heard your voice on tape ina southern accent screaming at me!"
2003-10-17 20:09:46 ET

sarah, this post is mostly for you... i dont know why but im seriously starting to farf over madison... it is terrible... i feel all wierd about it now....
SOUND: SAOSIN- Seven Years


2003-10-17 20:11:13 ET

madison, this post is mostly for you...i dont know why but im seriously startint to farf all over sarah...it is terrible...i feel all weird about it now...

actually, i'm talking about a different sarah, but the situation's true, nonetheless.

2003-10-17 20:13:08 ET

you cant have her. shes mine.

2003-10-17 20:15:41 ET

your mom is yours!

2003-10-17 20:21:20 ET

no.

2003-10-17 20:42:46 ET

LOL

i'm gonna tell madi about your little farfin' picture of my female in your gallery...

:*

2003-10-18 05:55:40 ET

i will eat your first born child

2003-10-18 07:26:50 ET

and i'll take out your eyes and skullfuck you to death...

so ??

2003-10-18 08:00:21 ET

that sounds hot!!

2003-10-18 08:14:24 ET

it does, doesn't it ??

i've done it before, everyone had a blast.

2003-10-18 08:26:47 ET

MOM, DAD, STOP IT. YOU'RE MAKING MARK CRY.

2003-10-18 10:08:09 ET

tell your mom to stop eating things when he gets mad at me.

and tell him to stop begging me for sex when he knows i'm on my period.

2003-10-18 10:13:53 ET

but.. i dont mind riding the crimson wave!

2003-10-18 10:15:36 ET

but i won't get pregnant that way you dumbass, and we've only got the one kid to show for all of our meaningless sex... its really getting to me. now i'm all emotional... damn it!

2003-10-18 10:16:31 ET

meaningless??? meaningless? how can you say that!

2003-10-18 10:19:33 ET

because, i don't think i love you anymore. and i get the panda child when i leave. let's hope he doesn't turn out as loserish as you. and i'll teach him everything he needs to know about making a man happy.

2003-10-18 10:21:13 ET

ah... im hurt... but i get the guns!

2003-10-18 10:23:54 ET

hell no you don't !!

take the damn kid !!

:humps the guns to show ownership:

2003-10-18 10:24:55 ET

yes! mark is now mine!

2003-10-18 10:25:08 ET

*pees on him to show ownership!*

2003-10-18 10:30:36 ET

YAY !! everyone is happy. well, maybe not mark... sorry dude.

:gets a moist towelette for the guns:

2003-10-18 10:39:44 ET

hahaahahahahhahahahahahahahaa mark got peed on!!!

dude I so knew you were farfing on her. you hide NOTHING from me!! NOTHING. too bad, you and tiffa are both wrong, madi ist mein!!! sie ist verrucht nach mir. nicht du, entschuligan. but yeah, I much prefer the madi to the jennifer. you still hide nothing from me.

2003-10-18 10:41:01 ET

you should become a porno star and get both of them allen.

YAY !!


haha, porn is stupid.

2003-10-18 10:46:50 ET

sorry, I refuse to share her.

2003-10-18 10:57:33 ET

yes!!!... anyways enough with the german..it makes me want to cry!

2003-10-18 10:58:53 ET

ok I'm sorry, please forgive me.

2003-10-18 10:59:45 ET

KREG UBER ALLES, KREG UBER ALLES !!

2003-10-18 11:01:09 ET

forgiven??

2003-10-18 11:05:02 ET

hahhahaha kreg wished he was cool.

yay!! I'm forgiven!!

2003-10-18 12:47:04 ET

Eh, not the first time Allen has urinated on meh.

2003-10-18 13:36:20 ET

when have i ever urinated on you?

2003-10-18 13:39:21 ET

Remember when the Jellyfish stung me? And Francias was like "You gotta pee on it."

This may or may not have actually been on TV...

2003-10-18 13:41:05 ET

oh, i remember that.

good times...

2003-10-19 15:06:20 ET

holy shit. that is disturbing. I NEVER wanna hear about allen+kregsex= mark EVER AGAIN. are we understood? its like some crazy incestual shit.

2003-10-19 15:32:22 ET

My Mommies love me.

2003-10-19 19:19:17 ET

but it is hott!

2003-10-19 19:24:31 ET

haha your mommies don't love you, they're just using you to get to each other. I know, it happens to me all the time.

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