he should do us all a favor and kill himself
2004-05-03 19:09:31 ET

yeah so because he has been getting paranoid, he has been flushing crack pipes down the toilet all day, and well the toilets exploded, so we cant use any water in the house unless we want it to flood even more, so no shower, i have to get up and use a pan and a soapy rag to wash myself... i truely fuckinghate him right now.. i wish he would just leave us all alone... i cant take any of this anymore


2004-05-03 19:25:48 ET

holy hell dude, I'm sorry. you can come use my shower if you want.

2004-05-03 19:49:29 ET

thanks... im not sure about that

2004-05-03 19:52:42 ET

my mommy said you could.

2004-05-03 21:58:23 ET

that is the creepiest sounding nice offer i have ever heard.

and i mean that in a nice way.

2004-05-04 04:05:38 ET

well right now he's getting naked in my bathroom.

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