2004-08-18 23:54:33 ET|
If you are a goth, or any dark individual, you must take this survey, or according to the Goth Rule Book, you are not goth....um where does it say that, hmm, somewhere in the back I think. It may have just been a rule I made up just right now, but maybe not!! Do you dare chance it? Heh, anyways, enjoy!
What do you think happens after you die?
Exactly what is happening right now, absolutely nothing.
Do you believe in heaven?
I do not.
Do you believe in hell?
See above answer.
Do you think you will be judged after you die?
And exactly who would be judgeing me, as I do not believe in a higher power or even that we have a soul.
How many people would attend your funeral?
No funerals! I just want to be cremated, than have something creative done with my ashes.
Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral?
If I had to choose, I would rather they laugh, people should only remember all the great things about me, the good times, the happy memories, the sarcastic comment I would probably be uttering that moment.
What's better? A shot in the head or downing pills?
Ahem, now for my view on suicide, a poem:
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live
Courtesy of Dorothy Parker
What should be written on your tombstone?
I shall not have a tombstone. Or if I should happen to have one, it shall say, "Eat my Dust!" on it, or something like that!
Would you rather die childless or divorced?
One, I will never have children, evil little monkeys they are and I will never get divorced since I never plan to get married!
Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night?
::Shrugs:: In the early morning hours, hopefully after a night of fun and fornicating.
If you had a million dollars to leave, who would you leave it to?
No one, I would be buried with it, bwahahaha...just kidding, I would probably leave it to my friend Lucy and Lux, they deserve it, because they are boss, to me anyways. ~_^
What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral?
No flowers, for every flower I find, I shall kill you!
On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember?
I will probably be so fucked up on various drugs and/or painkillers that rational thought of any kind will most likely be impossible. But if I am so fortunate as to still posses my mind, I will probably reminisice about all the great times I had with friends and family.
Have you ever watched someone die?
No, I am curious though.
What's the most gruesome death you can imagine?
Being Buried Alive.
How often do you think about death?
I tend to try not to think of something that is so inevitable, it is better to focus on the life you have, to enjoy it as much as possible for it can be taken away at any moment. Not the stereotypical "goth" answer eh, I can do cheesy goth if you want me to! ^_^
Is fear of dying your number one fear?
Um, hardly, Death does not frighten me, evil, mankind decimating virus's frighten me....as do the Living Dead, who would probably be the result of said mankind decimating virus.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
No, I do not believe in the existence of an astral form.
Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead?
No, only on people I disliked, or random strangers who looked at me funny, or that person who got me sick, and....::Continues on down the list.::
Do you consider life short or long?
It all really depends on your perspective, at times it feels far too short, other times you wonder if it will ever end.
Do you think you have a soul?
No, I am a rather skeptical individual, unless there is proof it exists, I tend to dismiss it.
Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is:
Certainly, I believe that is your body and you can do whatever you want with it.
If you were cremated, where would you like your ashes?
::Shrugs:: I do not know, such a morbid question to ask, I would probably have a loved one think of something strange or unusual to do with them.
Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be?
Yes, but only if at the time when I was tired of living, that I could take my own life.