Morbid Survey Version 2.0
2007-01-05 09:50:08 ET

{1} Do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Yes, yes I do actually, I have even been tempted to stop and sate my curiousity. Rolled up carpets and cardboard boxes as well.

{2} If you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Eh, the human body is a storehouse for bacteria, it would depend on a lot, if it was carrion, a living person, and I never eat anything raw...wait, what am I saying?! ;p

{3} If forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
How about a cocktail of different drugs, that way I can die on the ultimate high, hell, I probably would not even realize what was happening, it's all good, heh!


{4} Shot or stabbed to death?
Shot, it would be faster, not to mention stabbing is too personal, too up close, ick.

{5} Asphyxiated or exsanguinated?
You expect to pick between the sadistic bastard! ~_^

{6} Drowned or buried alive?
Argh, both of my choices for worst way to go, eh, drowing I suppose, I could do without the stress of being buried alive.

{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Blunt force trauma, I am all about fast, efficient modes of death, no dicking around for me!

{8} poisoned or overdosed?
I would rather be poisoned, one, I am fascinated by poisons and two, overdosing would mean you were committing suicide and I refuse to do that.

{9} killed by a flesh-eating virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Wow, this is the best question yet, how about expiring from the flesh eating virus, than have the carrion critters feast on you, there, now everyone's happy...except me.

{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
How about a combination of a few of them, that would at least make for some riveting television when they finally start televising executions, which they will.

{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
Being buried alive has always been a fear for me, the realization of my situation alone may cause me to die of a heart attack...which would solve my problem I suppose.

{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
A person, accidents, how boring is that, people can be so creative, make it count.

{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
A hitman, I have studied serial killers too long to desire to be anyone's victim, besides, a hitman would mean someone thought I was significant enough to merit special attention, fantastical!

{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Ah, a car crash, as I have an odd fixation on car wrecks and always joked that that is how I will probably meet my end.

{15} killed in your home or away from home?
Away from home, I do not like doing much at home, least of all dying.

{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
In my sleep, I know, how mundane.

{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
A stalker, I would be entertained by how pitiful they were before they killed me, I would love to have a good laugh before I went.


{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
I want my body to be cremated, than my ashes mixed with the refreshments for my after funeral celebration.

{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
I would not have it at a church anyways, perhaps in an industrial style lot or perhaps even a club, ha ha, that would be spiffy!

{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
I have a wonderful mix cd that could be used to any occasion, one must always be prepared!

{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
My New Rocks, I would let my friends decide on everything else, they know what I like.

{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?, not the Devil, my best friend, or perhaps my friend Damian...ha ha, my best friends are Lucifer and Damian!!! ^_^

{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
I would honestly rather not have your basic brand of funeral, when I am dead, I am dead, no need to linger after the fact, just celebrate who I was and what I did, not my untimely end.

{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
Heh, this reminds me of my favorite quip about my funeral, half the people will be there to mourn me, the other half to make sure that I am dead!

{25] would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
I would rather die alone, which I am pretty certain will happen anyways, and that's how I likes it!

2007-01-22 21:00:55 ET

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