Enamon 2003-11-05 21:04:11 ET I need a job/money. Because I am a male I guess that rules out being a paid escort for ladies fans, stripping, and camwhoring. I just might have to resort to guinea pigging. Again. Oh what fun it is to have tubes stuck in my arteries and to lay unmoving in a brain imaging machine for two hours. Oh well at least they pay.

Apollyon Gabriel 2003-11-05 21:07:28 ET guinea pig sounds like a good idea O_o

ub3r 2003-11-05 21:08:49 ET you could be a gigalo?

Enamon 2003-11-05 21:10:15 ET I don't know how. It's so much easier for women. Just stand on a street corner. Meanwhile what do I have to do? Stand somewhere with a large sign that says "Meat For Money"?

Apollyon Gabriel 2003-11-05 21:13:44 ET :::finger to chin::: it worked in Jay and Silent bob Strike Back... sept for it was... a give head picture...

the tom thing 2003-11-05 21:32:07 ET Actually, if you go to the right (or horribly wrong, depending how you look at it) parts of town, all you need to do is wear very tight pants, a sleeveless shirt, and a pout, and stand outside a gay bar. You can then bring up the matter of payment, and proceed to prosper. Good luck!

the tom thing 2003-11-05 21:33:17 ET (I'm afraid it's not quite this easy with the ladies)

Enamon 2003-11-05 21:33:34 ET Well I'm more interested in the opposite sex. I'm not really into that whole Batman and Robin scene.

the tom thing 2003-11-05 21:35:05 ET You're screwed, then. No pun intended. Women never pay for sex. They might pay you to make their coffee and paint stuff for them, or clean things, but there's no dignity in that.

Enamon 2003-11-05 21:36:17 ET I know. Damn sexism.

the tom thing 2003-11-05 21:37:11 ET If I were you I'd consider dealing drugs, I mean all the cool kids are doing it anyway.

EGO TRIP 2003-11-05 21:41:37 ET Yeah, deal drugs.

Apollyon Gabriel 2003-11-05 21:42:28 ET hahaha yea... better luck... been there... girls can get sex for free... haha they don't have to pay :-P... and dealing drugs has a very prosperous amount of cash flow... of course... i'd worry about getting a safehouse... that'd help you from getting caught..

Enamon 2003-11-05 21:46:04 ET Which drugs are we talking about here? And I would like to hear from some ladies fans. Would you, ladies fans, ever pay for sex? With me? ... What if I pretend to be a robot?

EGO TRIP 2003-11-05 21:47:35 ET If I were dealing drugs, I'd target women mainly. This is how I'd do it: One: Get viagra for women, sell it to women. ONLY WOMEN! Two: An hour after they take it, offer to have sex with them for money. This is a fool proof plan.

Apollyon Gabriel 2003-11-05 21:51:05 ET that or buy excedrin migraine medicine and sale it to stupid middle schoolers and tell them it is X ;-)... haha it's cheap... sales can be good... and mostly people that's never done it... won't know the dif...

BluPhreak 2003-11-05 21:59:12 ET id have sex for you for free! but, if you want money to hump... name your price!

Enamon 2003-11-05 22:06:47 ET Um... $100 per hour. Prices are negotiable. Buy one get one free. Look under the cap to see if you're a winner!

BluPhreak 2003-11-05 22:08:06 ET can i pay by the orgasm?

Enamon 2003-11-05 22:09:16 ET Si senorita! ... Sergey realizes he has no pockets on his naked body. Hold on while I strap wallet to ankle!

Moreno2Johnny 2003-11-05 22:33:26 ET Oh my. What happened to the drugs? Much respect, -Matt

the tom thing 2003-11-05 22:33:54 ET I do not WANT to know what the "cap" is. Wait, YES I DO.

BelmontBat 2003-11-06 04:54:17 ET theres plenty a market for male whores... you just need to find the right customers. In fact, I have three key words for you *ahem* rich.old.ladies

silverwarebandit 2003-11-06 06:58:43 ET yes, as my old boss always said, the wrinkles don't scratch.

BelmontBat 2003-11-06 07:14:45 ET and ala adam sandler: wrinkled skin equals wrinkled sheets!

Enamon 2003-11-06 10:34:41 ET I've decided that I am going to learn all about being a man whore from this guy:

The Cheshire Cat 2003-11-06 11:46:46 ET I thought about being a man whore once... then I got a girlfriend. That kinda put a dampener on the plan. Sex is good, but getting paid to move my hips? yeah... that I could do!

Apollyon Gabriel 2003-11-06 14:34:34 ET hahaha... yes yes... david lee roth... perfect man whore speciman to learn from... :::laughs::: now all you need to do... is become a famous rockstar... hell that should be easy enough... if Good Charlotte could do it... anyone can :-)

EGO TRIP 2003-11-06 22:09:14 ET I sometimes do dirty dancing for money.. In my Sociology class mainly, I dance to the song by 2 Live Crew called "Too Much Booty In Da Pants." It's great..

The Cheshire Cat 2003-11-07 03:51:02 ET lol...too much booty in da pants...that's great.

EGO TRIP 2003-11-07 04:14:15 ET Lol..

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