2003-12-01 21:41:59 ET

I was delaying updating my SubKultures page because I wanted to appear last on my friends list. Needless to say my plan would have worked out fine if it wasn't for those damn baboons and their damn baboon sex. I swear, if I ever see their bloated red asses mating again I'll... ugh...


In other news, I've turned 21 on November 30th. I would like to thank my parents for staying indoors on some cold February evening and fucking like rabbits. Thanks guys!

2003-12-01 21:42:55 ET

happy birthday!

2003-12-01 21:45:00 ET


2003-12-01 21:46:58 ET

Happy Birthday and shame on you for saying the words "parents" and "fucking like rabbits" within the same realm of existance.

2003-12-01 21:47:04 ET

did you do what everyone else does on their 21st birthday?

2003-12-01 21:47:39 ET

mine were indoors fucking like rabbits on a cold january evening. wait...that means your math is wrong. nine months before nov. 30th is like, march, right? wait....damn. either right at the end of february or beginning of march. dammit. i should go to sleep now before i hurt myself.

2003-12-01 21:57:17 ET

2003-12-01 22:31:14 ET

Enamon got birthday ass!

2003-12-01 22:31:57 ET

And I expect some ASS on my birthday too ;)

2003-12-01 22:34:23 ET

The Tom Thing - Thank you! How about "fucking like long eared rodents" then?

Fakeambition - I didn't drink as much as I went to Atlantic City and lost my pants. Well, to tell you the truth, I just lost some money. I just got tired of the pants.

Daravinne - In my world February has 30 days. :p

Mismonster - Thank you for your card and gorgeous displays of pirate ninja booty!

2003-12-01 22:39:14 ET

I think the problem I have with the sentence is that rabbits just don't fuck nearly as much as we wish they did.

2003-12-01 22:49:30 ET

You wish they did really Tom?

2003-12-01 22:54:37 ET

Don't tell me you don't!!!

2003-12-02 06:43:15 ET

happy b-day, now u can the stuff u were doing b4 but legally +)...and tom, rabbits fuck like fiends...i had two..it was crazey

2003-12-02 07:49:40 ET

I've never seen a fiend fuck before. Now THAT sounds interesting.

2003-12-02 18:17:10 ET

..it tis, it really tis

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