I am the walrus.
2004-03-25 12:16:26 ET

Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man -- ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

2004-03-25 15:06:57 ET

hahaha, i love that movie. jesus is probably my favorite character.

2004-03-25 16:11:34 ET

He's cracking.

2004-03-25 16:15:06 ET

Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes 'click.'

Dude: Jesus

Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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