The Long Lost Vanilla Ice Song
2004-05-28 11:12:06 ET

Nod your head to the disco beat
Listen to the music while I beat my meat
Find me in the graveyard I am a romancer
Work my magic on the ladies like a necromancer
But please don't call me a necrophile
Cause while I fuck the dead I fuck them with style
In the butt in the uterus eye sockets nose
Formaldehyde as lube cause anything goes
It all goes back to when I was three
I solved my mystery in therapy
I was three and she was sixty eight
She died on her knees while giving me head
Doctors said suffocation's what caused her to go
Apparently my wad got lodged in her throat
During the funeral it was an open coffin
I almost got busted while bumpin and tossin
When I grew up my secret stayed with me
While I stayed at the mortuary
If you died on my shift you were fair game
I've done my fair share of the dead but never knew one name
I'm the type your parents warned you about
Masked by the heavy fog with my cock hanging out
You're groping around cause you can't see
What was that you touched a pole or a tree
No you jackass it's my barky cock
Hanging out my trousers looking for a fuck
It's got more branches than oaken wood
I'd shoot my load like acorns if I could I would
But I can't so I shant never tell me to repent
If I ever wanted to I still cant
But I dont want to understand
I'm like swamp thing below the waist
All the vegetarians crave my penis taste
It's got more protein than a soy milkshake
and all the meat from the pigs in fucking swine lake
Hey if you're dead let me show you what it's all about
Take my pants off Vanilla Ice in the house

2004-05-28 11:39:03 ET

Isn't that "I'll Fuck the Dead" or something?

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