This is the type of random bullshit I write when bored at work.
2006-08-12 09:13:27 ET

Make way for the sound of galloping hooves
Make way for acrobastard
Make way for the lance and chariot of doom
and low low prices

Prices so low they'll make your balls drop low
on the ground so cold it'll make your balls go back up
and turtle into your torso oh no

oh yes yes yes yells acrobastard
touching the cold ground
cumming fingernail clippings on the pigeon stools

acrobastard stands tall above all
shorter than nobody
walking on the tightrope of life
beating off into the faces of the audience
their mouths wide open with astonishment

and acrobastard laughs and says

Make way for the sound of galloping hooves
Make way for acrobastard
Make way for the lance and chariot of doom
and low low prices

Prices so low they'll make your balls drop low
on the ground so cold it'll make your balls go back up
and turtle into your torso oh no

oh yes yes yes yells acrobastard
touching the cold ground
cumming fingernail clippings on the pigeon stools

acrobastard stands tall above all
shorter than nobody
walking on the tightrope of life
beating off into the faces of the audience
their mouths wide open with astonishment

and acrobastard laughs and says

Make way for the sound of galloping hooves
Make way for acrobastard....


2006-08-12 09:31:22 ET

this is, in a word, fantastic.

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