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2008-12-07 20:46:33 ET - Mommy, where do babies come from? - My butt. - What? - Yeah. Take you, for example. I wanted to shit real bad so I sat on the toilet and squeezed real hard. I was about to flush when I got up and took a look in the water and saw you floating around. You must've been in there for at least a half hour. I know this because I usually read when I'm on the crapper and I remember I fell asleep. - Mommy, is that why one of my lungs doesn't work? - I would guess so. |
