2008-12-07 20:46:33 ET|
- Mommy, where do babies come from?
- My butt.
- Yeah. Take you, for example. I wanted to shit real bad so I sat on the toilet and squeezed real hard. I was about to flush when I got up and took a look in the water and saw you floating around. You must've been in there for at least a half hour. I know this because I usually read when I'm on the crapper and I remember I fell asleep.
- Mommy, is that why one of my lungs doesn't work?
- I would guess so.