Lars and I are going to run away to Canadia and get a civil union together and start a death metal trance band called Flying Hippocampus and become world-famous. We will own an expanse of land in Calgary with horses and a private Hatredcopter and will live industrially ever after.
Because if Canadia were to let Amaricans in then the terrorists have won... their long term goal is to have the States invade Canada in a non-violent fashion.