i love the city
2003-01-19 15:32:33 ET

maybe i should call the police
not that theres anything for them to do.
file a few reports. gasp a little. maybe not.
after all this is clevebland
they'd get a bigger thrill if they found a bag of
grass under the sofa.
maybe i should call the priest
not that there's anything for him to do.
say a few prayers. gasp a little. maybe not.
after all this is clevebland
he'd get a bigger thrill if he found a satanic bible
on the bookshelf.
maybe i should call my mom
not that theres anything for her to do
file a few nails. gasp a little. maybe not.
after all this is clevebland
she'd get a bigger thrill if she saw me with a fresh
set of clothes on.
maybe i should call my dad
not that theres anything for him to do
file a few knives. gasp a little. maybe not.
after all this is clevebland
he'd get a bigger thrill if he saw me with a right
sexy girl on my shoulder.
maybe i should call my best friend.
not that theres...
oh wait he's right here
lying in a pool of his own blood
cluthing a large kitchen knife
and a bag of grass
staring at the satanic bible on the bookshelf.
no. i'd better not call him.
he'd just be hysterical.


2003-01-19 15:51:50 ET

That...was one of the greatest posts Ive ever seen......

2003-01-19 15:53:25 ET

*LOL*

nice word play...

2003-01-19 18:33:36 ET

awe thanks this city and the people within bring much inspiration

2003-01-21 03:44:16 ET

wow. i'm speechless. very nice.

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