Majin Adam 2003-12-09 08:56:05 ET It's come to my attention that my parents think I'm a big flaming homo. From the way I dress? and other little things I guess. They talked to my one friend about it. Who told my other friend. Who told me. I find it pretty funny that they can tell the guy in my house about it, but they can't talk to me about it. So the plan is to get pics of me making out with boys to put up around the house.

ASinfulMystery 2003-12-09 09:04:45 ET That is wonderful. Simply wonderful. My parents tell me that I could be a lesbian...but they have caught me with one to many boys...so that idea was thrown out the window. Hmmmm maybe I should come over...and they could catch us...hehehehe

Majin Adam 2003-12-09 09:06:39 ET Doesn't seem to matter that I have girls come over. which is confusing!

fuchsia 2003-12-09 09:14:52 ET parents are unusual, but at least they arent giving you crap about it.

Majin Adam 2003-12-09 09:16:29 ET They tend to give me crap about having girls over actually. It's almost like they WANT me to be gay.

fuchsia 2003-12-09 09:18:32 ET maybe because if you are gay there is a smaller chance you will get a girl knocked up?

Majin Adam 2003-12-09 09:27:16 ET their reasoning for anything baffles me anyways

Sybarite 2003-12-09 10:01:30 ET Parents are funny that way. If you're going to take pictures of you making out with boys.. do share. :)

CaterpillarGirl 2003-12-09 12:46:30 ET Hahahahahahaha. That's the most hilarious thing Ive ever heard. My shrink accused me of being gay, which I thought was hilarious. Im the straightest girl I know!

blkphysh 2003-12-25 22:59:09 ET I am a gay man trapped in a woman's body, but at least it saves on getting a sex change

dont panic 2003-12-26 08:54:46 ET blkphysh, haha, me too. don't feel too bad.

Majin Adam 2003-12-26 18:24:37 ET yeah. nothin like the boy on boy action to get your juices flowing? :P

dont panic 2003-12-26 19:05:50 ET lmao. you're damn right!

blkphysh 2003-12-26 22:06:23 ET Ooh, lemme play the bad porn music *bowchickybumBOWWWWW*

Majin Adam 2003-12-27 11:14:45 ET I haven't even smacked my ass yet....

Sybarite 2003-12-27 12:41:14 ET *smacks Adam's ass* Better? :)

Majin Adam 2003-12-27 12:44:10 ET hah. well yeah, now i can fuck! (yay orgazmo!)

Sybarite 2003-12-27 12:46:10 ET *dies laughing* You know, I briefly worked at a little cafe' called "Cafe' Orgasmo".

Majin Adam 2003-12-27 12:48:07 ET what the hell did you sell there? and also..... what was the 'special ingredient' in the coffee? :P

Majin Adam 2003-12-27 12:49:58 ET oh wait i get it! it was a front for call girls, and you got a 'complementary' orgasm with your.... 100$ coffee.

Sybarite 2003-12-27 12:51:34 ET S'right, bitch!!

Majin Adam 2003-12-27 12:52:51 ET good thing I don't like coffee...

Sybarite 2003-12-27 12:53:55 ET I don't like it either.. and I worked there for less than a week.

Majin Adam 2003-12-27 12:55:03 ET Quit when you watched them make the coffee mix in the back didn't ya... d

Sybarite 2003-12-27 12:57:20 ET It was actually the different flavoured cream blends.

Majin Adam 2003-12-27 13:01:15 ET cream blends. heh. so wrong...

Sybarite 2003-12-27 13:04:14 ET You started it. :)

Majin Adam 2003-12-27 13:05:05 ET I hear that alot, yknow?

Sybarite 2003-12-27 13:05:33 ET That shocks me to no end.

Majin Adam 2003-12-27 13:06:51 ET I don't need your fasecious attitude in my forum! :)

Sybarite 2003-12-27 13:11:24 ET you whine like a muuuule.

Majin Adam 2003-12-27 13:13:13 ET that's it. i'm outta here. and it's not just because the lasagna's ready!

Sybarite 2003-12-27 13:15:16 ET yeah, yeah. Run along, boy. :D

Majin Adam 2003-12-27 13:28:46 ET kranz for my mouth!

blkphysh 2003-12-27 22:19:29 ET sooo warm and cheesy....

Majin Adam 2003-12-28 03:21:59 ET i like warm and gooey.

Sybarite 2003-12-28 11:24:16 ET Me too. :)

Majin Adam 2003-12-28 12:12:01 ET in my mouth. usually.

Sybarite 2003-12-28 12:14:42 ET Depends on the gooeyness..

Majin Adam 2003-12-28 12:36:16 ET yeah. sometimes it's better elsewhere. possibly everywhere.

Sybarite 2003-12-28 12:38:52 ET my vote would be with "everywhere but my mouth"

Majin Adam 2003-12-28 14:55:44 ET depends on the goo. really. heh

Sybarite 2003-12-28 17:09:51 ET If it's boy goo, my comment stands.

Majin Adam 2003-12-28 20:40:05 ET agreed

blkphysh 2003-12-28 21:29:47 ET yessss

Majin Adam 2003-12-29 13:20:52 ET granted i've been snowballed. lol

Sybarite 2003-12-29 13:22:57 ET I have a rather strong aversion to boyjuice.

Majin Adam 2003-12-30 00:43:53 ET Yeah, most people have very terrible diets, therefore they taste bad...

Sybarite 2003-12-30 09:43:22 ET it's all about the texture. UGH.

Majin Adam 2003-12-30 14:15:04 ET yeah i've never really had a problem with goo. it's onion-like textures i can't stand.

Sybarite 2003-12-30 14:15:59 ET I can't deal with tapioca for the same reason. EWewewewew.

Majin Adam 2003-12-30 14:18:48 ET Yeah, that stuff's rather disgusting.

Sybarite 2003-12-30 14:20:29 ET that it is. - boy goo - tapioca - runny eggs - anything gelatinous. those are all the textures that make me hurl.

Majin Adam 2003-12-30 14:22:08 ET the majority of vegetables make me ill

Sybarite 2003-12-30 14:23:01 ET I'm like that with most dead animals.

Majin Adam 2003-12-30 14:40:33 ET guess we're eating fruit salad then...

Sybarite 2003-12-30 14:41:41 ET damned right.

blkphysh 2003-12-31 10:51:12 ET mmmmmmm....

Majin Adam 2003-12-31 12:41:25 ET i'm quite the citrus fan

Sybarite 2003-12-31 12:41:41 ET Citrus is good.

Majin Adam 2004-01-02 03:50:37 ET but not in the eyes

Sybarite 2004-01-02 10:19:29 ET No, not in the eyes. Nor in open wounds.

Majin Adam 2004-01-02 12:25:10 ET well, getting it in paper cuts is just funny...

Sybarite 2004-01-02 13:09:41 ET it's owie.

Majin Adam 2004-01-02 14:41:31 ET owie, funny... close enough.

Sybarite 2004-01-02 14:41:49 ET ha.

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