2008-06-20 17:12:38 ET|
I'm not saying you shouldn't play any of the new Ninja Gaiden games, but if you do, keep a few things in mind:
1) It's about blood and tits. Try not to appreciate the storyline in any way.
2) Do not try to figure out how it correlates to the old NES series of the same name.
3) Under no circumstance compare what is depicted (e.g. ninjitsu, Venetian geography, etc.) with real-world facts.