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2003-07-05 21:02:17 ET when did we become a country that exists solely on selling packaging to itself...i must have missed this some where a long the line....i mean i know we've been selling dumb shit to each for awhile, but....seriously, do i really need each hot dog individually wrapped...ah...whoa...when did this start happening...hot dogs...individually wrapped...with explict instructions on how to microwave them...the proper way to microwave them...i don't know what disgusts me more... thats there a market for this product that theres some one out there...some one person...who can't combine a microwave and a hot dog with out instructions THAT THERES LESS HOT DOGS IN EACH PACKAGE!! and whats further, the worst part of this whole scam, the worst part...is that this company and there individually packaged, less hot dog more plastic, product, are helping to define what i watch on television....like some how our airwaves have become so cheap, our time so ....valueless... that we should even entertain the notion of individual packaged hot dogs....its like i've become a pocket for shitty idea's ...hey your up late...here watch this...that sucks huh...hey did you know....i mean if you ever had the need...they make hot dogs...packaged....individually... oh fuck i just said it the magic number of times...now i'm starting to fucking believe that there might be a need for this...i mean i think i just sold this product to myself...hell this product sells itself...i mean shit every theres a hot dog...in need of....package...the answer could be met...with this product...fuck i get scared just thinking about it...all the hot dogs out there not pre-packaged...just...swimming... swimming in there hot dog...water...with all there little hot dog friends...the thought of that...just sickens me....UGHHH!!!! i wish some one had a FUCKING solution to this dilemna.... OH WAIT....THEY DO..... just do a web search and see what we get... http://www.ballparkfranks.com/our_menu/singles/ there it is folks...and look whats written on the bottom of the freaking page...read that... CLICK HERE FOR COOKING INSTRUCTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
