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| A girls first time... | 2003-02-14 13:41:50 ET |
(a freshman in my government class gave me this..)
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(assume you are a girl if you are a boy reading this)
Its your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has founf the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes and you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, he he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thatnk you denist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.....
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I know what you were thinking! perverts....hehehe...
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| ..blah... | 2003-02-11 17:57:16 ET |
There is this kid in my class.. that when you do something to him or say something he doesn't like to him he be like " Oh you are just saying that cause I'm black" ..or.." you are just doing that to me cause I'm black".... and i'm fuckin sick of hearing it.... he does it everyday... he not even full black.. hes half or something and he looks like the color of cappichino foam. If he does it tomorrow..thats it.. I'm giving him a piece of my mind. I'm just going to be like " Mahlon, no one cares about the color of your skin. Its assholes like you saying shit like that that makes people racist.. now shut the fuck up! And I don't want to hear anything about your "oh godly jockeyness"...so just shut the fuck up..no one wants to hear it anymore!"....
I already flipped out on these 2 chicks in school today.
I get stuck behind these girls EVERYDAY going to 3rd period... the walk in babysteps so fuckin slow... so today I was like " You either need to learn how to walk and talk at the same time or don't fuckin talk anymore and just walk! I get stuck behind you every fuckin day.. and if pisses me off" and they are like " well why don't you just go around us"... (in snobby tone).....and I was like " Because there are people coming up the hall too.. its kinda hard when you two take up the whole fuckin side!"... and walked on to my class.....
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| family???? | 2003-02-09 17:16:09 ET |
...yeah... my parents are most likely splitting up..fuckin' great....they keep asking me who I'm going to live with.. and I don't fuckin know....i can't decide that...its not something I should be made to decide....i wish they would stop asking me... and talking about it.. i don't wanna hear it anymore....it fuckin sux..
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| runny nose..snot or blood? | 2003-02-09 16:29:10 ET |
I was sitting in my room counting the money for a fund raiser when I felt a sneeze coming on....so I turned and sneeze... then went back to my work. I started to feel something running from my nose, so I thought it was snot, so I wiped it away. I looked at my hand and it was blood. I was not expecting that at all. I've never had a nose bleed out of nowhere before.
On a more and really personal note: I've also had trouble taking a crap. Its been going on for about 2 months or so now. I poop like you'd normally poop, but it hurts and when I wipe there is blood... and its only little pooplets in the toilet, like rabbit turds. Its odd... I don't think its normal at all. But my mom is making me go to the doctors. But I don't want some wierdo probing around my ass! I mean wasen't an enema enough punishment when they made me get my gullbladder out?!...I hate the doctors... cause if I go for something that isn't a runny nose or coughing up green shit, I eitther get poke, probed or sliced and diced. Not good. Don't wanna go...... they will not be probing around my ass , the only way that will happen is if they strap me down and give me some seditives...
On a less personal note: I got back from AJs at 2pm today. He was kinda sick today..but not to sick to go to Brians.. mother fucker!..blah...i had to write up a lab report which is due tomorrow. My puppy is getting big. Hes a biter. He bites REALLY hard. damn this is long....
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