The Rotting Bride...
2003-09-16 17:08:00 ET

....A bride trying on her wedding dress relizes she doesn't like her pasty pale skin tone. So shedecides to go tanning. She calls one salon and makes and appointment for 3, she calls the next and makes an appointment for 3:30, and then she calls a third salon and makes an appoinment for 4. She goes along with these appointment up until the day of her wedding. On the day of her wedding she is the bronze color she had hoped for. As she is getting ready she has a churning feeling in her stomache which then gives her bad breath. Her girlfriend give her a tic-tac and assure her that its just wedding jitters. So at the wedding when she is getting ready to say her I DO, she goes unconscious and faints. As she faints the smell from earlier that day is back. And in fact the bride has not fainted, but she is dead. When the autopsy came back it showed that the bride had indeed cooked herself from the inside out. The smell coming from the bride was that of rancid meat.....





..is this for real...or mearly a myth?


2003-09-17 01:17:38 ET

if i remember right... its a myth... but i think that it can be harmful if done way too often... but i don't think if its just for one day... (can't member exactly)

2003-09-17 05:25:06 ET

o_0

2003-09-17 11:44:18 ET

......hehehe..

2003-09-18 10:56:48 ET

ewwwww

2003-09-21 12:59:44 ET

hahahaahaha

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