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2005-11-25 14:42:45 ET A MAN WALKS INTO A DRUG STORE WITH HIS 8 YR OLD SON. THEY HAPPEN TO WALK BY THE CONDOM DISPLAY, AND THE BOY ASKS, "WHAT ARE THESE, DAD?", TO WHICH THE MAN MATTER-OF-FACTLY REPLIES, "THOSE ARE CALLED CONDOMS, SON. MEN USE THEM TO HAVE SAFE SEX." "OH, I SEE," REPLIED THE BOY PENSIVELY. " YES I'VE HEARD OF THAT IN HEALTHCLASS AT SCHOOL." HE LOOKS OVER THE DISPLAY AD PICKS UP A PACK OF 3 AND ASKS,"WHY ARE THERE 3 IN THIS PACK?" THE DAD REPLIES, "THOSE ARE FOR HIGH SCHOOL BOYS. ONE FOR FRIDAY, ONE FOR SATURDAY, AND ONE FOR SUNDAY." "COOL", SAYS THE BOY. HE NOTICES A 6 PACK AND ASKS." THEN WHO ARE THESE FOR?" "THOSE ARE FOR COLLEGE MEN," THE DAD ANSWERS, "TWO FOR FRIDAY, TWO FOR SATURDAY, AND TWO FOR SUNDAY." "WOW!", EXCLAIMED THE BOY, "THEN WHO USES THESE?" HE ASKS, PICKING UP A 12 PACK. WITH A SIGH AND A TEAR IN HIS EYE, THE DAD REPLIES,"THOS ARE FOR MARRIED MEN. ONE FOR JANUARY, ONE FOR FEBRUARY, ON FOR MARCH......ETC." |
