2006-06-11 20:48:14 ET

some people shoot blanks
some people shoot sperm
some people shoot tacos...
(inside joke, sorta)

the taco has landed??

i fuckin hope not.

2006-06-12 03:26:48 ET

Vertical sea-food taco?

2006-06-12 06:28:10 ET

I'm sure what I was saying lost you.

what you are saying lost me.

2006-06-12 06:30:23 ET

What's 'vertical' and can be ate, you know, like a 'see-food' taco?

2006-06-12 06:50:18 ET

.....hmm....oh haha.. yea.. i'm alittle on the slow side today. lol.

anyway.. the "taco" part of the joke is the same as the "sperm" part of the joke...

taco kinda means baby.

my friends are wierd.

2006-06-12 07:02:08 ET


2006-06-12 07:11:07 ET

do you know what you are ewwing about?

2006-06-12 07:18:27 ET

Yeah, the taco-baby association. Tacos are something you eat, babies are little people who have to be fed, changed, cleaned, and such.

2006-06-12 07:23:25 ET

lol.. well i guess the better term could be burrito.. cause they were referring to when you swaddel a baby.. and it looks like a burrito.. but they used taco instead.

2006-06-12 07:28:14 ET

Ooooh, okay. Gotcha! I used to do a similar thing w/my cat and the rug.

2006-06-12 07:29:43 ET

oooh.. ok then.

2006-06-13 08:57:41 ET

so the taco and the salsa are making a burrito all the way?

2006-06-18 17:08:27 ET


2006-06-19 08:56:53 ET

okay. I'll wait for the oven to pre-heat....

2006-06-19 08:58:16 ET

i made a confusing statement.. and now i'm being confused, but pretending i know what the fuck is going on...

2006-06-19 09:01:21 ET

same here, I'm trying to listen and hope I understand when I reply.....

2006-06-19 09:06:49 ET

lol.. yes... haha
the taco burrito thing is a baby...

and by landed.. i mean i made a mistake and now i must sit and hope aunt flo isnt late on her visit.

2006-06-19 09:11:00 ET


I'm hoping my aunt flo will decide not to visit for a year! She needs a break and a vacation from all these unwanted, annoying, intruding, unannounced, unprepared, unregulated, uterus tackling, monthly visits she keeps insisting on scheduling WITHOUT my consent!

oh yeah, I'm going to make sure Aunt Flo doesn't bother me for a while..... hehehehehe....... *sneaky grin*

2006-06-19 14:30:55 ET


in a way i hope she visits me.. in other ways, it would be interesting if she didnt come ..

2006-06-20 06:42:27 ET

I'm praying for a detour and I hope she is insulted enough to leave me be for a year or at least 10 months....lol.
My hun really wants a healthy, bouncy, baby boy with my dark hair and his blue, blue eyes. That's it. :D

2006-06-20 13:29:16 ET

awww.. that sounds like a beautiful baby!

2006-06-20 20:10:21 ET

I am hoping for those features so he (assuming we will have a boy) could look more different. hehehe :D I'm wishfully stoopid, lol!!!

2006-06-20 20:24:21 ET

lol. its cool though.

I'm ready for a baby.. now its just finding a father.. lol.

2006-06-21 06:51:16 ET

no turkey basters?!? ;-P

2006-06-21 08:33:15 ET

lol..nah.. i want all the fun with the process also.

2006-06-21 08:37:01 ET

Woo-hoo! instead of a match.com theme, look for a bestbreeders.com idea, LMFAO!

2006-06-21 08:39:57 ET

ROFL!!! hahahahahahahaha... they definetly need a site like that.

2006-06-21 09:37:24 ET

most athletic, tallest, huskiest, um...lots of muscle, lol!!!

2006-06-21 11:23:07 ET

lmao...yes yes hahaha...

for me its gotta be a musican.. cause.. well for some reason thats what I end up with..

" she likes the boys in the band" - guttermouth?..lol..

its not that i go looking for these guys.. half the time after i'm interested in them..and we start talking about " hey, well what do you like to do in your spare time?"...i get the answer " well I'm in a band"... or " i like to play music."

2006-06-21 11:45:15 ET

too cute! :D
you just hone in on them and target them with your subconcious telekinesis, lmao!

2006-06-21 13:01:04 ET

LMAO... yes, that must be it. damn subconcious!

2006-06-21 13:14:51 ET

sometimes, good subconcious! ;-)

2006-06-21 13:16:44 ET

lol..yes.. i suppose..

because i gots bitches in different area codes right now.. and one is a musican.. that wants me in his band.. lol..

oh i'm such a playa...

i'm just trying to find what i want in a guy.

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