2002-09-05 15:45:23 ET|
Ooooooooo I just love JTHM!! :D he cracks me up..puts a smile on my face....check this out..
" Dear Diary,
Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.......I'm wondering if maybe,there really is something wrong with me" -Johnny
You can cry until there is nothing wet in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You can pray,all you want, to whatever god you think will listen. And still, it makes no difference. And you know that if it ever did relent......it would not be beacuse it cared" -Johnny
haha..this is the best comic:
(guy in killing contraption)
Guy: Oh god
Johnny: Shut up!
You're here for a reason!! Server your purpose!!
Guy: But I didn't
Johnny: SHUT UP!! I've some questions for you. You will answer truthfully!!!
you lie......and I cut your filthy throat!!
Johnny: (w/ knife to guys head) Is this milk still good?!!
Guy: huh?!( sips) Uh..yeah.
Johnny: This lettuce! How crisp is it? HOW CRISP GODDAMMIT?!!
Guy: its fine!
Johnny: These fudge pops! FREEZER BURN!? FREEZER BURN?!!!
Johnny: EAT THE FUCKIN WEENIE!!!!
Guy: mmph... It taste okay.
Johnny: Whew! Thanks. I haven't cleaned my fridge out in awhile, and, well... you know.
(lets guy out..and waves goodbye too him)
Now you can't tell me that didn't put a smile on your face! hehe..I love it!...specially the weenie part...haha...