RED ROBOT REACTIVATED
2002-07-15 04:44:03 ET

RED ROBOT has returned for KRUSHING POWER.

this is a warning to all HU-MAN. You will not survive long on your FRAIL minds. INVESTING in RED ROBOT will bring you REDROBOTHAPPYNESS.

RED ROBOT will update with new FEATURES of KRUSHING and MISCHIEFMASTER.

Beware that RED ROBOT may use you or your family for off world mining on COLONY. New WORLD awaits, do NOT be afraid only WORSHIP REDROBOT.

RED ROBOT IS LOVE.


2002-07-15 04:45:33 ET

i'm getting prepared as i type...

2002-07-15 04:58:09 ET

RED ROBOT!!!!!1

please take this body as your vassal, i am awaiting your long return!

2002-07-15 05:00:06 ET

You're nonesense robot...now tell me who you are

2002-07-15 05:04:23 ET

red robot does not do FAVORS only on PAYMENT.

ARSENIC, you are LOYAL. I have reserved good stop in MINING colony on PLANETMARS.

2002-07-15 05:08:18 ET

is this what happened to you after a while "robot"? do you amuse yourself by being so in control of your imaginary world? i will try it one day.

2002-07-15 05:10:26 ET

WORLD NOT IMAGINARY.

REDROBOT not LIKING attitude. KOMPRESSOR HAS YOUR NAME.

2002-07-15 05:12:52 ET

i like to piss you off so stop me and i deserve to know your name then

2002-07-15 05:13:54 ET

MY name BE JEALOUS.

2002-07-15 05:15:03 ET

be jealous of what? your mental state?

2002-07-15 05:20:18 ET

Red Robot is a jealous robot.

He doesn't like to catch you worshipping other robots. Or you get krushing.

::bows down::

2002-07-15 05:28:49 ET

this is complete rubbish
bio bow down to jesus

2002-07-15 05:34:21 ET

this is actually quite hilarious.

2002-07-15 05:37:45 ET

i guess it is, since i just figured out it's supposed to be a joke

2002-07-15 05:41:05 ET

REDROBOT DOES NOT JOKE, or DANCE.

2002-07-15 05:41:44 ET

are you chinese?

2002-07-15 05:45:15 ET

sunny bunny, go check out these urls, because you are obviously not familiar with red robot.

http://www.explodingdog.com

http://www.dieselsweeties.com

:)

2002-07-15 05:45:47 ET

why don't you just leave REDROBOT alone before he really does something terrible. Like shut off the internet like he did a few years ago. Or make all the toilets flush the wrong way.

2002-07-15 05:48:14 ET

SYKOSPARK,

DO NOT THREATEN RED ROBOT.

THOSE WEBSITES LIE. RED ROBOT IS A KRUSHING GIANT.

2002-07-15 05:51:52 ET

crush yourself and learn to spell booo yah

2002-07-15 14:53:37 ET

you must respect the REDROBOT, i dident and he killed my kittie

2002-07-15 15:56:27 ET

poor kitty. i mean. bwahaha that kitty deserved it.

2002-07-15 16:20:06 ET

RED ROBOT loves KRUSHING of KITTIES.

2002-07-15 16:26:05 ET

crush yourself now

2002-07-15 16:27:03 ET

too bad RED ROBOT dosent like cleaning up the aftermath

2002-07-15 16:27:16 ET

hey, i too shall become a deciple of red robot *bows*

hooooray.

2002-07-15 17:10:39 ET

All hail red robot. snort.

2002-07-15 19:03:08 ET

Do NOT TELL RED ROBOT to 'learn to spell booo yah'
NO ONE should spell 'booo yah.'
TRAGICGYRO KRUSH BOOO YAH und SUNNY*BUNNY!

2002-07-16 06:05:44 ET

KRUSH KRUSH KRUSH TO DUST

2002-07-16 06:17:19 ET

i'm sad now but crushing is just not cool

2002-07-16 15:26:35 ET

hhmmm, sound like the robot is way over do for a lube job.....

2002-07-16 16:18:18 ET

RED ROBOT would like PIPESCLEANED.

2002-07-16 17:02:23 ET

awww, just step into my VAN, I can fix that little problem.

2002-07-16 17:28:25 ET

ohh its the van again....

2002-07-16 17:29:44 ET

The SiS VAN is always *ACTIVATED*......

2002-07-16 17:30:50 ET

your a dirty little bird :D

2002-07-16 17:43:03 ET

Oh no, I had my bath today, so I'm all clean. ;)

2002-07-16 17:43:43 ET

nuuh i can see it. dirty, dirty dirty!

2002-07-16 17:48:11 ET

Nah, I'm aways clean (one meaning of clean is shapely and well- formed) and I'm always good.

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