RED ROBOT SPEAK:
2002-07-18 15:06:58 ET

RED ROBOT has been PONDERING. RED ROBOT THINK IF RED ROBOT NICER TO HU-MAN, HU-MAN WILL BE RED ROBOTFRIEND. THEN RED ROBOT KRUSHES AND FORCES INTO LABOR!

RED ROBOT will try to be NICEROBOT. RED ROBOT TRY TO offer HELP and ADVICE.

REDROBOT STILL DOES NO FAVOR!!


2002-07-18 15:07:40 ET

RED ROBOT IS GAYER THEN YOUR MOM.........

2002-07-18 15:10:02 ET

RED ROBOT NOT LIKE NEGATIVE KOMMENT.

YOU WILL BE KRUSHED.

2002-07-18 15:10:26 ET

lol ahhh you slay me red robot. seriously, you do... :/

2002-07-18 15:10:53 ET

i like it rough....... crush me....... as hard as you can

2002-07-18 15:10:55 ET

What kinda labor?

2002-07-18 15:12:12 ET

RED ROBOT need help with finding LIGHT SPEED TRAVEL and MINING DEVICE BLUE PRINT. IF ANYONE HAS THEM, RED ROBOT WILL SPARE.

RED ROBOT is KNOWN for KRUSHING around SPACEUNIVERSE.

ASK ANYONE.

2002-07-18 15:18:20 ET

Red Robot will rule the world. *bows before the inevitable*

2002-07-18 15:21:01 ET

Can Red Robot krush spiders?

2002-07-18 15:21:49 ET

RED ROBOT DARE NOT TOUCH SPIDERS

FRIENDARSENIC SAYS you must have VERBAL AGREEMENT WITH SPIDERS. THEN SPIDERS happy. NO ATTACKING

ONLY KRUSH ANTS!!!!!

KOMPRESSOR OPEN JARS, KOMPRESSOR RELEASE ANTS!

2002-07-18 15:22:29 ET

I never said that!

but it's true.. spiders are nice. Don't kill them.

2002-07-18 15:23:00 ET

Shoot, RED ROBOT, you and I are going on a date to see "Eight Legged Freaks" now. ;)

2002-07-18 15:23:37 ET

So if I talk to them, they won't bite me? Glee!

2002-07-18 15:24:02 ET

RED ROBOT IS PISSED.

DO NOT BUY INTO HORRIBLE AMERIKAN MOVIE! BUY INTO KOMPRESSOR and RED ROBOT.

2002-07-18 15:24:24 ET

RED ROBOT... hmmm.. think you need to find a good factory to make unfathomable love to... think of the replications..

2002-07-18 15:24:35 ET

So where do I sign up to be an indentured servant?

2002-07-18 15:35:38 ET

RED ROBOT ADD YOU.

2002-07-18 15:40:10 ET

If I kill human, can I join your klub? :: Puts down his skrew driver and removes the metal coating he was making for himself. :: ????

2002-07-18 15:41:50 ET

YOU ARE AMAZING!! BE MY FRIEND!!

2002-07-18 15:50:50 ET

NO, BE MINE, I'LL PAY YOU.

2002-07-18 16:25:23 ET

hm.. is red robot turning over a new leaf?

2002-07-18 16:26:03 ET

Red Robot can not turn a new leaf

2002-07-18 16:53:57 ET

like lettuce, but cabbages are harder

2002-07-18 18:43:52 ET

Red Robot KRUSH new leaf! Yay Red Robot!

2002-07-19 08:49:45 ET

RED ROBOT think CABBAGE IS ONLY FOR THROWing!

RED ROBOT will ask KOMPRESSOR FOR ADVICE.

2002-07-19 08:57:58 ET

RED ROBOT CRUSH HUMAN! IF RED ROBOT DO NOT, THIS MACHINE SHALL CRUSH RED ROBOT!

2002-07-19 11:26:42 ET

YES! YOU ARE KORREKT.

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