RED ROBOT:malfunction

REDROBOT 2002-08-08 09:21:27 ET RED ROBOT has problem! REDROBOT PHOTOCAPTURE device is not FUCTIONING! RED ROBOT will have to take back to RETAIL outlet in other GALAXY when RED ROBOT gets chance. RED ROBOT has sighted better DESTRUCTION equipment from space pirates. RED ROBOT will use technology to make photos and have PHOTOS sent by shuttle to RED ROBOT after return to REDBASE. SHUTTLE will then be DESTROYED to avoid SHIPPING CHARGES!!! NEW WEAPONS WILL HELP RED ROBOT IN HU-MAN DEFEAT!!!

InjuredLabMonkey 2002-08-08 09:25:35 ET RED ROBOT should spend more time KRUSHING HU-MAN and less time CAPTURING PHOTO. Lest others think RED ROBOT is GOING SOFT.

REDROBOT 2002-08-08 09:28:25 ET RED ROBOT NOT GO SOFT!!! RED ROBOT at WEAPONS CONVENTION! RED ROBOT NEED NEW WEAPON! do not make MISTAKE again or RED ROBOT will deal out PUNISHMENT. ALSO RED ROBOT likes ICECREAM with BANANAS.

InjuredLabMonkey 2002-08-08 09:31:25 ET RED ROBOT is MALFUNCTIONING!!! RED ROBOT add GIRLY LINE at end of entry. RED ROBOT spontaneously being NICE and FLUFFY!

F1cKm1cH 2002-08-08 09:32:33 ET RED ROBOT needs BATTERY CHANGE!!!!

REDROBOT 2002-08-08 09:33:22 ET RED ROBOT does not COMPUTE NICE AND FLUFFY. RED ROBOT only KRUSH.

The Hulk 2002-08-08 14:35:15 ET INJURED LAB MONKEY, you disappoint ME - you SHALL be KRUSHED!

REDROBOT 2002-08-09 01:28:45 ET RED ROBOT will go on NEW MOBILE ARMOR TOUR on WEDNESDAY (EARTH TIME) I hear good WEAPON will be PRESENTED.

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