Piratical.
2007-06-16 01:14:17 ET

I'm drinking a chocolate everclear 'martini', and I have glass IN MY EYE.

Arrrrr.


2007-06-16 01:16:36 ET

how did you manage to get glass IN YOUR EYE without YOUR EYE being in incredibly EYE pain or blEYEndness?
also, where the fuck did you get everclear?

2007-06-16 01:17:29 ET

how the fuck did that happen?
and eww chocolate martini.. ewww..

2007-06-16 01:24:22 ET

everclear is what i got drunk on the first time.........they sell it down here like water, but you have to go to wva to get it because we're a dry county!

2007-06-16 09:39:23 ET

ow wtf?!

2007-06-16 23:05:31 ET

you ass is grass bitch!!!

sorry, that just somehow seemed appropriate.

2007-06-18 20:42:09 ET

I was cleaning up the kitchen in preparation for the cocktail party I had on Saturday, and I dropped a glass on the counter. It exploded, and a piece of glass landed right in my eye. It hurt like a bitch, and my eye was awful red even after I finally got it out, but by the next morning, it wa slike nothing ever happened.

And I got Everclear at my work. :-D

2007-06-30 01:20:36 ET

I got glass in my eye too before. I'd go get it checked out, because even though after it was out I could see fine and stuff I had a corneal abrasion and if you let that sit it could seriously fuck up your eye.

2007-06-30 15:48:08 ET

Good advice... please go have it checked out... and speaking of such things... need anything from me?!?!

2007-06-30 17:44:42 ET

It'll go on the list of things I need to do with all the money/time I don't have. But I'll keep an eye on it. Um... no terrible pun intended.

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