i had four dozen donuts and bottle o rye
when i saw all the dolphins go belly up and die
tommorrow screams in 82 circles
something for yesterday to print in the news
when forty two geese all strummed up a tune
and i was left watching the chaos.
I'm actually 27 now
also... I'll bet you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
A few simple facts
1. Despite the rumours, i'm not pregnant.
2. My head does taste like cheese.
3. Ska burns in my veins
4. I'll skank your face off
5. I'm so hot it's painful to look at me
6. I'm a new breed of nerd.
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