2004-07-01 15:13:27 ET

So i about died.

I was cruizin' down Foster Rd. in the DART and BACKFIRE!

The throttle sticks down(not lke a normal: stuck to the floor. But mechanically fuckered sticks down!!!)
and i go speeding 60 mph? or so towards a garbage truck!!!!

With a car beside me and on comming traffic in the oncomming lane quickily approaching i kick the gas arm up and shut off the car.

Luckily i was going fast enough to pass traffic on my right and coast into a curb.

I take a look at her...

Sure enough,
Carb spring sheered off and pinned down the throttle w./ the excess!!!

*whew!

Lucky for me there was an automotive repair shop a blk. away where i pick up a new spring for $2.

talk about luck!

So, how did my day finish out...?

I mean it got even more crazier after almost dying....yup.

I got pulled over!

I forgot to put the headlights on...
Luckily for me, i got a cool cop(did i just say that??)

He was more about asking me about my car and complimenting me on it than the actual violation(*which he just told me to: "Turn them on, son...")

The inner-wiseass in me really wanted to ask him if he wanted to go for a ride!

hahahaha!!

By the end of the nite, i found myself semi-intoxicated watching the girls dance at Devil's Point and starring temptaion in the eyes like an evil serpant, but declining....

*sigh*

I'm too good for my own behalf sometimes.............

I must prioritize my needs.


2004-07-01 15:52:01 ET

haha that was the most PUNK-ROCK post hahaha.

between ALMOST DYING, Running into the cops, drinking and chicks dancing... haha wow. all you need thrown in there is some PBR, coke and a few midgets and you'll have...well i dont know what you'd have haha.

ok i'll shut up

2004-07-01 16:00:49 ET

I was getting pints of PBR all nite...

some of which girls were buying me!!!

:D

2004-07-01 16:02:24 ET

thats the only way to go! have the womenz pay for the booze haha

2004-07-01 16:09:33 ET

if they're willin', i'm fulfillin'!!!
;)
hahahaha

2004-07-01 16:45:39 ET

ha. that's a great line.

it's good to read your not dead. that would suck. must have been pretty damn scary. i would have probably just crashed into the garbage truck.

2004-07-01 20:15:52 ET

good job with the car problem. i didnt want to have to do another requiem track...
hey you should come to the next show and see me make an ass of myself...

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